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re: How do I tell my wife that I don't like her gumbo?

Posted on 10/23/16 at 7:59 pm to
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
16403 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 7:59 pm to
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It's way too watery and has no distinctive flavor




But everyone else loves it? Better use the " it's not you, it's me approach" or enjoy jerking off more.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36111 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:00 pm to
From behind a bulletproof glass

Then let her taste some you like
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:01 pm to
Do not tell her. If you do, it won't be pretty.

Just keep avoiding it and eat as little as possible. Dish it up and throw it away when she's not looking if you have to. Add more potatoe salad.
Posted by willhigg6
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2010
1039 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:01 pm to
I'm not sure it can be said enough. Don't do it. Eat the gumbo and smile about it. There is no winning this
Posted by BayouTiger311
Guatier, MS
Member since May 2015
551 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:01 pm to
Waited too long. Watery gumbo is terrible. Add file. She will get the hint.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

She first made it for me for our second date and I was just trying to get in her pants at that point so obviously I told her it was amazing

you're stuck

enjoy eating it for the rest of your life.
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
11348 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:02 pm to
Help her the next time she makes it
Posted by MyNameIsNobody
Member since Dec 2013
1132 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:02 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/14/16 at 8:47 pm
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:03 pm to
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How's she make it?
Good question...

Additionally... can *YOU* make better Gumbo? If not, then STFU.

But, if you're DEAD SET on not having to eat her gumbo.. I'd find the best God damned Gumbo recipe I could find and then have a friend approach ya'll to host a "Best Gumbo Party" and have another couple/few friends participate and you could say something like, "You know what, babe? I love your gumbo, but I think I'd like to participate and be a part of this.. it could be fun!"

When yours (ideally) wins from a non-biased 3rd party, you can make the gumbo and if she wins, by whatever means, then you're an idiot who doesn't know what "good" or "tasty" means...

It's all in how you frame it. Real talk.
Posted by LaPlace Mafia
Bossier City
Member since Dec 2013
270 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:06 pm to
If you know how to make one do it your way one day when she is gone and say a friend from work gave you the recipe and you wanted to try it out to see how different it was from hers. Maybe she will like it better. Make sure and have a recipe printed out or on your phone or iPad in case she wants to look at it to cover your tracks.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:07 pm to
There is no way turning it into a competition with the goal of beating her turns out well for him.
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

How do I tell my wife that I don't like her gumbo

Is gumbo code for vagina?
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Is gumbo code for vagina?

No, but speaking of which the sex hasn't been great as of late either. That's part of the reason I'm ready to tell her about the gumbo. If she holds out on the sex it won't be the worst thing in the world
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13494 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:11 pm to
Be creative. Start adding stuff, salt, pepper what ever. Tell your wife that your tastes have changed over the years and you are now "starting" to prefer "stronger favors in your gumbo". As a loving wife she will make it stronger and start getting more complements. Constructive complements are always superior than constructive criticism. The bed will stay warmer too.
Posted by Disgeaux Bob
North Carolina
Member since Sep 2016
2833 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:11 pm to
You season the shite out of it with Tony's and Tabasco and STFU.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23314 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

How do I tell my wife that I don't like her gumbo?


Is that a euphemism?
Posted by Richards Cranium
Member since Sep 2015
443 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:11 pm to
Lots of hot sauce
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
7106 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:12 pm to
This is why lying in general is a bad idea. If you marry them you got to remember and maintain all your lies.

If you allergic to something take that in secret every time you eat the gumbo. After a few times you can tell her you love her gumbo but you must be allergic to some combination in it. PS you will have to only eat gumbo you like in secret for the rest of your life.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11795 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:12 pm to
Divorce her
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18044 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 8:13 pm to
She using the holy trinity?
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