re: How did you know it was "over" in your most recent, previous relationship?(Posted by tipup on 10/9/12 at 5:19 pm to Flair Chops)
In the late 80's while at LSU, my girlfriend would drive up from NO for the games. She had a key to the apartment and let herself in while I was in class. Turns out I had a message from a girl the night before on the answering machine....and that's when it started!
When I walked into the apt, I found the ceiling caved in from the 2nd floor. Turns out she was writing a note and went "ape shit", so she started stabbing my water bed(I know) with the pen. Once she realized what she did and couldnt stop the water, she bolted. She called to explain later. Needless to say, there is a whole bunch of water in a queen size water bed!
That's when I realized "bitches be crazy" and I dumped her!