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re: Houston Strip Clubs

Posted on 3/24/17 at 11:44 am to
Posted by HermanBoone
The Chuck
Member since Aug 2013
876 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 11:44 am to
Whichever one has the breakfast buffet. We stumbled in after the LSU Wisconsin game a couple years back. Can't remember the name.

ETA: I see it's been mentioned Gentleman's Club
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 11:45 am
Posted by Fat Harry
70115
Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 11:48 am to
quote:

paying to look at women whom wish you have no chance of getting any reciprocation from


You are definitely doing it wrong.

OP -- Men's Club is where you want to go.
Posted by adamb2151
Houston, Texas
Member since Jun 2013
6586 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 11:57 am to
Men's Club. Do not go to Treasures. Place has gone extremely down hill.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113858 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:01 pm to
Isn't there bottomless strip clubs in Houston?

Personally I don't think that would be hot.. Some bitches with their nasty arse snatch poppin in a bunch of dudes faces... Plus I don't think you can buy alcohol at the bottomless strip clubs.
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
10198 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:02 pm to
"gentlemen's establishment". That's funny.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113858 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

Whichever one has the breakfast buffet. We stumbled in after the LSU Wisconsin game a couple years back. Can't remember the name.



Did yall hit it up? What was it like eating in a strip club?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
71987 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:07 pm to
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Strip clubs are a complete and total waste of time and money and any guy who goes to one is a retard

You are paying to validate women when instead you can sit at home on Facebook or instagram and validate them for free

Nothing is more beta than paying to look at women whom wish you have no chance of getting any reciprocation from

Strip clubs are for beta losers

Better off putting that money to better use
Scruffy agrees.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57432 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:11 pm to
You seriously need help. This beta versus alpha shite is ruining your life.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57432 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:13 pm to
No, they have to wear nipple pasties as well if I'm remembering correctly. The breakfast bar is at Treasures and they also do made to order omlets
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113858 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

Strip clubs are a complete and total waste of time and money and any guy who goes to one is a retard

You are paying to validate women when instead you can sit at home on Facebook or instagram and validate them for free

Nothing is more beta than paying to look at women whom wish you have no chance of getting any reciprocation from

Strip clubs are for beta losers

Better off putting that money to better use



Maaan. So you never been to a strip club?

So if a group of dudes go out, start drinking, decide they want to hit up a strip club.. They go, drink some more.. See some titties, get a lap dance... That's beta?

I think its beta for a dude to not go to a strip club because he is worried other people will think he is beta..
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57432 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:24 pm to
GN doesn't realize that being scared to go to a strip club is "beta." People don't go to strip clubs to get any sort of reciprocation, they go because it's fun and a different place to party.

He also thinks that if he talks shite about strip clubs it makes him sound like some respectable nice guy. Some of the most fun I've had in strip clubs has been with female friends.
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 12:26 pm
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:27 pm to
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Nothing is more beta than paying to look at women whom wish you have no chance of getting any reciprocation from Strip clubs are for beta losers Better off putting that money to better use



You poors baw? Objectifying women is the God given right of every OT baller and I'll be damned if I listen to a hippie from Seattle


Go to Chicas Locas off 59 near galleria, you'll thank me later
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
144961 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:28 pm to
vivid on westheimer and winrock. its right behind a KFC so you know whats up
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:30 pm to
Treasures is god awful, its all ghetto women, go to the mens club if you want some talent.
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

Strip clubs are a complete and total waste of time and money and any guy who goes to one is a retard

You are paying to validate women when instead you can sit at home on Facebook or instagram and validate them for free

Nothing is more beta than paying to look at women whom wish you have no chance of getting any reciprocation from

Strip clubs are for beta losers

Better off putting that money to better use


yes going to a strip club for lap dances is stupid, but people go there for bj's and you cant get one of those looking at facebook pics
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60094 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:32 pm to
When did you last go? Pretty sure they haven't had to wear pasties since 2014ish
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

westheimer and winrock.



quote:

so you know whats up



This checks out.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57432 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:34 pm to
Prob in 2014 when I lived in Houston
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60094 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:36 pm to
The rules are still weird I think. There was a group of clubs (including Treasures and Men's Club I think) that used the pasties to get around some dumb law and I know it changed around 2014 for those clubs because of some lawsuit. I don't know if others still have to though honestly.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31873 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Strip clubs are a complete and total waste of time and money and any guy who goes to one is a retard You are paying to validate women when instead you can sit at home on Facebook or instagram and validate them for free Nothing is more beta than paying to look at women whom wish you have no chance of getting any reciprocation from Strip clubs are for beta losers Better off putting that money to better use



+1000 except the bolded item. frick social media.
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