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re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by rocket31 on 12/1/15 at 10:52 pm to Mars duMorgue
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And you don't know my dogs.
your dogs wouldnt stop to enjoy food given to them by a random stranger? (not sheriff srs)
8 large pizzas and your dogs would be rendered useless OP while they lay in their food comas
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by TexasTiger08 on 12/1/15 at 10:54 pm to 19
My pit bull solves the problem...
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by X123F45 on 12/1/15 at 10:55 pm to Mars duMorgue
...my largest male outweighs both of yours together by 30lbs or so and is one of the few breeds capable of taking a wolf in a fight.
And if I was mad, he wouldn't stand a damned chance. The last time he growled over a bowl of pasta he got to see the world with his head penned to the ceiling.
Dogs make poor protectors and great companions.
That's why I own a lion and a chimp that knows kung fu.
And if I was mad, he wouldn't stand a damned chance. The last time he growled over a bowl of pasta he got to see the world with his head penned to the ceiling.
Dogs make poor protectors and great companions.
That's why I own a lion and a chimp that knows kung fu.
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by ChatRabbit77 on 12/1/15 at 10:56 pm to TexasTiger08
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My pit bull solves the problem...
Until the cops arrive :(
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by Darth_Vader on 12/1/15 at 10:56 pm to rocket31
The best thing a dog can do is bark and thus give you a heads up someone is trying to get in. The more it barks and the louder it barks the better. This may also may make the intruder rethink what he's doing.
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by HeadyMurphey on 12/1/15 at 10:56 pm to Mars duMorgue
I have guns, but most won't think about entering when they hear an 85 pound doberman going nuts on the other side of the door. Little do they know, he is a puss.
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/1/15 at 10:58 pm to X123F45
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That's why I own a lion and a chimp that knows kung fu.
Karate kangaroo FTW.
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/1/15 at 11:01 pm to rocket31
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8 large pizzas and your dogs would be rendered useless OP while they lay in their food comas
Admittedly, it would be most amusing to see an intruder stumbling around in the dark, juggling 8 pizza boxes and trying to call my dogs off in favor of a slice of pie. If someone can pull that off, hell, he can take my TV or laptop.
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by 19 on 12/1/15 at 11:01 pm to TexasTiger08
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pit bull
I'll take my Great Dane's bark over a Pit's bite all night long.
Prevention over litigation.
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re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by rocket31 on 12/1/15 at 11:05 pm to Mars duMorgue
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it would be most amusing to see an intruder stumbling around in the dark, juggling 8 pizza boxes and trying to call my dogs off in favor of a slice of pie
do you even flashlights bro?
carrying pizza boxes isnt challenging, either.
youre goofing hard OP
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/1/15 at 11:06 pm to 19
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Especially topped with sausage, mushrooms, and xanax.
Geez, OP. My canine squad is early-detection only...you have kids? Is that why no firearms?
Damn, I'd take a slice of xanax-laced pizza.
Regarding guns, I've never owned one, but as I wrote, for the protection of me and my family, I'm convinced the threat posed by our two howling canine companions is sufficient to ward off bad guys. I'm entirely confident in my present home protection system.
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by 19 on 12/1/15 at 11:14 pm to Mars duMorgue
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. I'm entirely confident in my present home protection system.
Said no father in the history of time, ever.
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by LewDawg on 12/1/15 at 11:17 pm to Mars duMorgue
I don't know what my 80 pound yellow lab would do, but he is territorial. He can at least distract the intruder while I get correct sight alignment and sight picture
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/1/15 at 11:21 pm to rocket31
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it would be most amusing to see an intruder stumbling around in the dark, juggling 8 pizza boxes and trying to call my dogs off in favor of a slice of pie
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carrying pizza boxes isnt challenging, either.
My advice: don't ever take up B&E, I don't think you'd get very far in that profession.
Flashlights? Sure, to help the intruder find his way back to the street. No street lights here.
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by KickingitNthe6 on 12/1/15 at 11:25 pm to Mars duMorgue
Several guns and a shi-poo.
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by BigAppleTiger on 12/1/15 at 11:33 pm to Mars duMorgue
Most similar pic I could find. He does allright.
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by biohzrd on 12/1/15 at 11:36 pm to Mars duMorgue
There is no such thing as a home defense system unless you, or armed guards are patrolling your house 24/7.
In college my 120lb Rottweiler lived with me. Hell of a watch dog that scared the shite out of everyone, and had a huge bark. Came home one day after class to the front door kicked in, shite missing, and that big POS locked in my room laying on the bed. Looking around the room I found 2 torn up bread bags.
Needless to say a thief that does it for a living will get around the dog, and don't really care too much about alarm systems either. They know they have some time with the alarm. A dog should only be depended on as an early warning system at best. Don't put the safety of yourself or family in the hands of a dog.
In college my 120lb Rottweiler lived with me. Hell of a watch dog that scared the shite out of everyone, and had a huge bark. Came home one day after class to the front door kicked in, shite missing, and that big POS locked in my room laying on the bed. Looking around the room I found 2 torn up bread bags.
Needless to say a thief that does it for a living will get around the dog, and don't really care too much about alarm systems either. They know they have some time with the alarm. A dog should only be depended on as an early warning system at best. Don't put the safety of yourself or family in the hands of a dog.
This post was edited on 12/1 at 11:39 pm
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by Tigerlaff on 12/1/15 at 11:39 pm to KickingitNthe6
I have a pistol that looks like something out of modern warfare. Suppressor, reflex red dot sight, flashlight, long barrel, the whole nine yards.
If a burglar with a 9mm hi point can get the drop and shoot better, he deserves to win.
If a burglar with a 9mm hi point can get the drop and shoot better, he deserves to win.
re: Home defense system: Your dogs?Posted by DennisTheMenace on 12/1/15 at 11:41 pm to Mars duMorgue
quote:I have a 110 lb weimaraner shepherd mix that everyone thinks is a large black lab.
I have a 75-lb. lab-weimaraner mix and a 60-lb. shepherd-husky mix who bark their heads off when a stranger approaches our home.
We have an alarm system that came with the place but only use it if the dog are boarded and we are out of town. We also have a toddler, so no guns. Besides, the dog works in instances when the gun is useless, like when we are at work. Most property theft occurs during the day so a gun would be useless against that 5 days a week.
This post was edited on 12/1 at 11:42 pm
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