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Help me fix this toilet

Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:08 am
Posted by tigersownall
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Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:08 am
I have two roommates. One girl. One guy. My buddy has his own private bathroom upstairs and leaves hella early for work. Me and the lady are usually getting out shite together at the same time. Mind you this isn't my SO or anything. Out of respect I will occasionally take a morning shite upstairs in my buddy's private bath because I don't wanna stink it up down here. Well my roommate upstairs is none to pleased about me dropping loads in his toilet so now I just do it on the sly. Well. Just now I go Hiroshima out of my a-hole up there because she was legitimately in the shower. Go for the courteous flush for myself. Won't flush. I'm thinking. frick me. Not even done poopin. Shitty arse. I finagle the top off which had all kinds of bullshite on it. No water in the tank. I'm fricking around with the little knob on the left. Finally get some flowage. But not much. Enough to flush my liqour shits though. Now the bitch won't stop running. And it's not even filling up. I feel like my roommate did something on purpose to frick with me because there is no way he goes through this every morning. How can I make it stop running without completely shutting off the valve?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108732 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:10 am to
1. Cut yourself
2. Get tampon
3. Bleed on tampon
4. Throw tampon in toilet
5. Blame it on female
6. ???
7. Profit
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167090 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:11 am to
The flap in the tank is probably hung up on something
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82361 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:11 am to
Sounds like the guts need replacing, your roommate was aware of this and turned the water off...you also sound like an idiot
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13839 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:11 am to
bad flapper. The water is just draining into the bowl. It's a $5 part from Home Depot


This post was edited on 3/3/15 at 11:20 am
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16538 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:12 am to
Should have shite in the tank.


Baw.


Oh, the flush valve is jacked. Youtube how to fix it.
Posted by LST
Member since Jan 2007
16316 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:13 am to
quote:

. Now the bitch won't stop running. And it's not even filling up


Sounds like the seal on the inside of the tank is messed up. It's the little flap thing that comes up when you press the handle.

I had the same problem with mine and once I replaced that it was fine.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
58304 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:14 am to
Flap is hung up or the float is stuck up top making the toilet think the water tank is full. ETA Which keeps it from flowing to fill back up.
This post was edited on 3/3/15 at 11:15 am
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15293 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:14 am to
The whole back tank will not fill with water. I had to push down on this black rod to get just a little in there. Now it won't stop running.
This post was edited on 3/3/15 at 11:16 am
Posted by gamecocks22
SC
Member since Dec 2012
4913 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:14 am to
Sounds like your roommate turned off the water to his toilet because it kept running


get flapper and chain, or just leave shite in the toilet and frick what he thinks.
Posted by AUjim
America
Member since Dec 2012
3662 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:15 am to
1. Find a ladle.
2. Scoop out your product.
3. Transfer to downstairs toilet.
4. Flush.
5. Profit?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15293 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:16 am to
That's just retarded. I tell you what. I was about to waddle my shitty arse downstairs. Get a pitcher of water and fill this fricker up.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
58304 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:17 am to
Sounds like the float and the flap. The float hangs up to keep it from filling, then doesn't float back up to stop the water because the flap is leaking.


Press on the flap to let the tank fill, then flush. Once the runs have ran, go to Home Depot and by a kit to replace all that. Or, you can set it back to how it was and let your roomate deal with it.
This post was edited on 3/3/15 at 11:19 am
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15293 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:20 am to
I think your correct sir. Thank God I just heard it stop.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
58304 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:22 am to
A toilet in one of the spare bedrooms at my parents house does this sometimes, and I don't remember until I'm about 3/4 into peeing.

Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:24 am to
Does he pay more for a private toilet
Posted by WHATASHAME
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2009
610 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:24 am to
You guys split the rent 3 ways equally?
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:32 am to
Look just go to Lowes and get a whole new fluidmaster kit. Its a total "guts" replacement with new flapper and all. The instructions are very simple and clear and the kit is under 20 bucks I think


Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15293 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:34 am to
No. But bruh. I'm just using his shitter. I'm not hanging out in his bedroom watching tv. Given he also uses our bathroom too.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:41 am to
Well ONE OF YOU YAHOOS run up to Lowes, home depot, or wal mart even and drop 20 bucks that fluid master kit. It takes about 20 to pull the old stuff, put new kit in, and all you need is a pair of channel lock pliers
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