(To the new people in the gym)
Ah, that time of year where you all come out of the wood works and hit the gym.
Congrats on your New Years resolutions. I look forward to the added wait time you will add to equipment I'm trying to use.
But I have no fear; as is always the case, you'll be around until about the 1st week of March and then will proceed to vanish into thin air.
Until the 1st week of March