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Have your parents ever owned a school official?
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:26 am
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:26 am
The Franklin thread got me reminiscing about some good times in high school.
I graduated Ben Franklin in '98. We had a fat, ugly dyke vice principal. She was the disciplinarian. I was a mischievous, young child from Nola East who challenged a lot of the liberal bullshite they tried to push on the students at the school.
My dad had a vip seat in her office. One day, he was called in for some trivial bullshite. I think an English teacher had turned me in for taking too many shits during the month. I like to eat.
During their conversation, the lesbo told my dad that she didn't think my dad was doing a good job of raising his kids. (I'm a lawyer. Bro is an engineer.)
He turned to her and said, "Excuse me, bitch. How many kids have you raised?"
We walked out to her silence.
I graduated Ben Franklin in '98. We had a fat, ugly dyke vice principal. She was the disciplinarian. I was a mischievous, young child from Nola East who challenged a lot of the liberal bullshite they tried to push on the students at the school.
My dad had a vip seat in her office. One day, he was called in for some trivial bullshite. I think an English teacher had turned me in for taking too many shits during the month. I like to eat.
During their conversation, the lesbo told my dad that she didn't think my dad was doing a good job of raising his kids. (I'm a lawyer. Bro is an engineer.)
He turned to her and said, "Excuse me, bitch. How many kids have you raised?"
We walked out to her silence.
This post was edited on 5/5/17 at 9:32 am
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Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:29 am to arseinclarse
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I was a mischievous, young child
Today you'd be on Ritalin
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My dad had a vip seat in her office
My man
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He turned to her and said, "excuse me, bitch. How many kids have you raised?"
Tell your Dad
for me......I'm that guy tooPosted on 5/5/17 at 9:31 am to Wtodd
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Today you'd be on Ritalin
Back in grammar school, we referred to that as Mr. Butera's paddle.
Lake Castle c/o '94.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:31 am to arseinclarse
nope.
parents knew i was a piece of shite and usually sided with the school.
parents knew i was a piece of shite and usually sided with the school.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:33 am to Winston Cup
My old man is military. He ran a tight house. I didn't frick around with him, and he gave my elementary school teachers free reign to beat us mentally/physically. It made us tough.
Ben Franklin was a joke. He saw through the admins' bullshite right away.
Ben Franklin was a joke. He saw through the admins' bullshite right away.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:38 am to arseinclarse
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(I'm a lawyer. Bro is an engineer.)
1 outta 2 ain't bad.
Your dad is a sexist pig.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:39 am to arseinclarse
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Back in grammar school, we referred to that as Mr. Butera's paddle
I'm a shitload older than you and the paddle was SOP in every grade
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:39 am to arseinclarse
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and he gave my elementary school teachers free reign to beat us mentally/physically. It made us tough.
Oddly enough I remember having a note safety pinned to me in 2nd grade one morning that was a permission slip my parents sent me with to allow the teacher to whoop my arse.
Jefferson Terrace. woop woop.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:39 am to arseinclarse
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He turned to her and said, "Excuse me, bitch. How many kids have you raised?"
No, he didn't.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:40 am to arseinclarse
My parents sued and won several lawsuits against the Livingston Parish school board over my autistic brother and their refusal to bring in proper personel and use proper training and all that to deal with him.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:43 am to GFaceKillah
The fact that I, nor any of my 3 siblings, were not kicked out of my high school is pretty miraculous.
Always alcohol
When I got suspended from a HS dance for having alcohol in the car we showed up in, my dad picked me up and said "4 for 4" with this look of disappointment, while also trying to hide his smirk.
I was the baby and all 4 of his kids got suspended from our school for alcohol
ETA:
We all had pretty good grades and participated in athletics though. So I think that saved us.
Always alcohol
When I got suspended from a HS dance for having alcohol in the car we showed up in, my dad picked me up and said "4 for 4" with this look of disappointment, while also trying to hide his smirk.
I was the baby and all 4 of his kids got suspended from our school for alcohol
ETA:
We all had pretty good grades and participated in athletics though. So I think that saved us.
This post was edited on 5/5/17 at 9:49 am
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:43 am to mikelbr
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a note safety pinned to me in 2nd grade one morning that was a permission slip my parents sent me with to allow the teacher to whoop my arse.
Seems like our folks knew what they were doing.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:43 am to arseinclarse
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My old man is military. He ran a tight house. I didn't frick around with him, and he gave my elementary school teachers free reign to beat us mentally/physically. It made us tough.
I'm retired military and run a pretty tight house too. My son knows I'll choke the shite out of him if he fricks with me.......he's 22.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:44 am to arseinclarse
Like, as a slave?
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:46 am to Wtodd
I passed my dad in size around 16. He told me one day that if I ever decided to try and kick his arse and succeed, I'd should never plan on going to sleep again.
That fricker wouldn't last 10 seconds with me today. Dude's knees are shot. But I know, he'd attack me in my sleep in a heartbeat.
That fricker wouldn't last 10 seconds with me today. Dude's knees are shot. But I know, he'd attack me in my sleep in a heartbeat.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:50 am to arseinclarse
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I passed my dad in size around 16. He told me one day that if I ever decided to try and kick his arse and succeed, I'd should never plan on going to sleep again.
That fricker wouldn't last 10 seconds with me today. Dude's knees are shot. But I know, he'd attack me in my sleep in a heartbeat.
My dad would still probably whoop my arse even though I'm bigger and younger, but he has always said "If you hit me, you better kill me".
Freaked me out
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:50 am to arseinclarse
I was riding on the school bus one day and a fight broke out. I wasn't involved in any way, but the driver thought I was for some reason and told me in a very demanding tone that I needed to literally give her a written apology the next day or she would write me up. At that particular school the assistant principal was noted for his liberal use of the paddle - in fact a couple of years later he lost his job over it.
So I told my dad about it and he suggested that I write her a different letter, that said 1) I wasn't in the fight and 2) she didn't have the authority to demand a written apology for anything, and 3) if she thought otherwise then my dad would be glad to meet her and said asst. principal to help them understand that.
She was duly pissed and let me know it in front of the rest of the bus the next day but nothing more came of it.
So I told my dad about it and he suggested that I write her a different letter, that said 1) I wasn't in the fight and 2) she didn't have the authority to demand a written apology for anything, and 3) if she thought otherwise then my dad would be glad to meet her and said asst. principal to help them understand that.
She was duly pissed and let me know it in front of the rest of the bus the next day but nothing more came of it.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:53 am to arseinclarse
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That fricker wouldn't last 10 seconds with me today. Dude's knees are shot. But I know, he'd attack me in my sleep in a heartbeat.
In the words of Richard Pryor "you don't get old bein' no fool"
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:54 am to arseinclarse
Owning people has been illegal since 1865.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:55 am to TheCaterpillar
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My dad would still probably whoop my arse even though I'm bigger and younger, but he has always said "If you hit me, you better kill me".
Freaked me out
Yall are terrible thinking about beating up your ole man.
I have to help my dad clear porn malware off his computer on the reg and sneak him little bottles of vodka into his outside fridge so my mom don't trip.
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