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Have you ever satisfied yourself at work?

Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:18 pm
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:18 pm
Jumping from the cop that got fired for choking the chicken while on duty.

Have you ever strolled to the bathroom, pulled out the trusty iPhone, and then gone to town on yourself?

I can't say I haven't thought about it. Known a few friends who have admitted to it.

Who's brave enough to share with the class?
This post was edited on 2/23/16 at 1:28 pm
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:19 pm to
work makes me soft
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:20 pm to
Some times things just get so stressful, you have to rub one out to make it through the day.

It's better to choke your chicken than to choke a co-worker.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:20 pm to
frick yea I have

At my desk.
This post was edited on 2/23/16 at 1:21 pm
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
51721 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:20 pm to
it wasn't satisfying
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49502 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:21 pm to
Had a girlfriend that would have sex with me during the workday.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16876 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:21 pm to
Who hasn't
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97613 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:22 pm to
not yet today but it's only 1:30
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124213 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:26 pm to
I've jerked off at church

What do you think?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123897 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:27 pm to
You've never whacked the weasel in a 120 degree port a John?
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21827 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:27 pm to
OT ballers have secretaries to delegate that job out to.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16956 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:34 pm to
Yep. All the time. Easy way to pass the time
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:37 pm to
I don't work on a porn set, so nah.
Posted by ThatsAFactJack
East Coast
Member since Sep 2012
1539 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:44 pm to
Multiple times a week. My office is mostly women so I rarely have anyone walk into the restroom. Nothing like staring at porn on the iphone for 20-30 minute breaks at work.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14786 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:48 pm to
As I tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyypeeeeeee

worth it
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66997 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 2:43 pm to
The most satisfaction I ever got at work came from getting brisket from Couyan's or ribs from Bergeron's at lunch time.
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