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Have you ever known an adult virgin?

Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:28 pm
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:28 pm
I know a dude who is 33 and is a virgin. Also has never been to McDonald's.

You know, total psychopath.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175648 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:29 pm to
I met SFP at a tailgate
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:30 pm to
Get that man a Big Mac and a hooker
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19412 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:31 pm to
Maybe, but they're probably someone I wouldn't hangout with to begin with.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:31 pm to
Why is he a virgin? Is it by choice or nah?
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

Why is he a virgin? Is it by choice or nah?



It's kind of both. The girls he choses to go out with that won't give him any and he refuses to take out any trashy ho's.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33844 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:34 pm to
Assuming he is what we consider "normal", I bet he is a very productive person. I can only imagine what I'd get done in a day if I'd never discovered poon.
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:36 pm to
He just moved to Colorado to work at a ranch and counsel little kids.
Posted by Ray Penpillage
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9409 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:36 pm to
My 50s something year old uncle is asexual. Lives at home, very religious...
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17066 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

I know a dude who is 33 and is a virgin.

You know Jesus? Tell him to watch out for Judas & Peter.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31894 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:38 pm to
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My 50s something year old uncle is asexual. Lives at home, very religious...

Your Uncle is gay brah
Posted by MasterofTigerBait
Member since May 2009
7592 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:39 pm to
quote:

My 50s something year old uncle is asexual. Lives at home, very religious...


Got an uncle like this in his 60s. Never quite figured out what's going on there.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39148 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:39 pm to
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Also has never been to McDonald's.

He's better off for this.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39022 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:43 pm to
I knew two girls, both mid twenties, that still held their V cards. They were both hot and had boyfriends.

They gave a lot of mouth hugs to the BF's but were saving themselves for marriage. One finally gave it up before marriage. The other is still unmarried. She inherited a lot of money and is becoming a crazy cat lady.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:43 pm to
YES! My family owns a condo in Oceanside and the upstairs neighbor is really good friends with my mom. She is 44, a doctor and make over 300k a year. She is super Christian and fat as shite but she runs marathons in VERY fast times. My mom told my sister and I she was a super fast marathon runner and we were making SSSSOOOO much fun of her because this bitch is in her 40s, like 5"5 and 170-200 of pure fat but when we googled it she did it..she was always top 20% in them and I would never guess she could run a mile. I guess clean living will do that but she still is a virgin troll.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:45 pm to
The never-been-to-McDonald's thing might be the more odd of the two.

How does that never happen?
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77923 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:49 pm to
quote:

He just moved to Colorado to work at a ranch and counsel little kids.


Pedo alert!!!!!!
Posted by Ray Penpillage
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9409 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:50 pm to
The thought has crossed my mind, but I really don't think he is. He could be attracted to men, but I'd bet he's never acted on it.
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5010 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:50 pm to
My wife was a virgin at 24 when I met her. She's a freak btw because she likes to "try" things
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98118 posts
Posted on 2/14/15 at 11:51 pm to
A friend of my GF. Dude is an extremely devout Catholic and claims to be saving himself for marriage. He's probably gay and won't admit it to himself.
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