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Gym/Health Club Riot
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:08 pm
What would be your weapon of choice if an all out riot broke out at your gym/health club?
I would go rack up on the 2.5 pound small plates and throw them like ninja stars.
I would go rack up on the 2.5 pound small plates and throw them like ninja stars.
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:09 pm to Paul Allen
use a jump rope for a lasso/whip
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:09 pm to Paul Allen
Two tickets to the gun show, obvs
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:09 pm to Paul Allen
Skull crusher curl bar
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:10 pm to Paul Allen
One of the broom sticks you use to stretch. It would be like using a pugil stick or que stick.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:10 pm to Paul Allen
Bench press bar and use it Ninja-turtle style like a Bo staff
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:11 pm to Paul Allen
Lat pulldown rope. Use it like nunchucks
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:11 pm to Hogtastic Voyage
10 pound dumbbells in each hand and swinging them like the hammer of Thor
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:11 pm to Paul Allen
I'd put on a wedding ring and be ogled by all the single ladies.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:12 pm to Paul Allen
I would look for the lightest bar I could find that was around 3 feet long
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:12 pm to Hogtastic Voyage
nice choice 
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:12 pm to Paul Allen
I'd get in a hex bar
Option 2 would be chains
Option 2 would be chains
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:12 pm to Paul Allen
25lb plates as frisbees
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:16 pm to Paul Allen
I'd just sit on one of the leg machines, since they have an invisible most around them.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:17 pm to Paul Allen
Protein powder. I'd fart everyone into submission.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:18 pm to Paul Allen
45lb plates and throw them like frisbees and ninja stars slicing heads off. Id also throw 100lb Dumbbells like fastballs. That would really hurt.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:20 pm to Paul Allen
Super concentrated chlorine tabs in buckets and throw 'em at the eyes. Stuff burns just swimming in it sometimes!
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:21 pm to Paul Allen
Yeah. . .25 lb curl bar to crush some people's fricking skull.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:29 pm to Paul Allen
The straight bar for cables. It would be the most agile of everything mentioned so far.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:36 pm to rintintin
20 lbs kettlebell
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