I have't read all of this thread (only on page 3), and I think the douche in the Ferrari was in the wrong. The cop moves in front of his car for two reasons likely. One, to stop him from driving off. And two, it adds a charge if the dude drives into the cop (I'm assuming it does). Smart move by the cop.
I don't know who you are, but you should definitely post more. Your idiocy is so funny I almost think you're doing it on purpose (but I am hopeful that you aren't, for my entertainment purposes).
Keep up the good work.