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Guy gets backhand-slapped into a coma - (Update) - man died!!!

Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:24 am
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32600 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:24 am
pimp hand strong


Update: Victim died. Slapped being charged with 2nd degree murder
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 10:18 pm
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167098 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:26 am to
Was that blood seeping out around his head?
Posted by gamecocks22
SC
Member since Dec 2012
4913 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:26 am to
:inb4alpha:
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32600 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:29 am to
Yeah. Big laceration on his head and he's in a coma. Police are still looking for the suspect who they say lives in the area. Store owner says they see both guys at the store frequently.

Moral of the story: mind your P's & Q's while purchasing produce in Miami.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17474 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:29 am to
Its really warming to see all the fine people of such a culturally rich city as miami is, come to this man's aid.
Posted by MisterFaster
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
1070 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:30 am to
Kudos to the guy that confronted that turd for having too many groceries in the express lane, but it obviously didn't work out for him.

Posted by Phil0ndeeez
Houston
Member since Apr 2013
1387 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:30 am to
Ouch
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16305 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:31 am to
That's a situation where keeping it real went wrong.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77554 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:34 am to
quote:

Its really warming to see all the fine people of such a culturally rich city as miami is, come to this man's aid.



Well, life is pointless since bron bron left.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12057 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:42 am to
No shite. Why wasn't anyone helping that dude.

I'm never shy to call someone out for using the '10 items or less' isle. 1-2 over I get it, but when people have a cart full of stuff I become a smart arse to them real quick.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9337 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:46 am to
quote:

Its really warming to see all the fine people of such a culturally rich city as miami is, come to this man's aid.

Diffusion of responsibility
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:46 am to
I bet that fricks up their day.

Do they ever tell you to shut the frick up and deal with it in your make believe hard arse grocery line stories?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150557 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:50 am to
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Was that blood seeping out around his head?

Sure as hell looked like it. Good Lord.

And for chrissakes, somebody go help that dude.
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18300 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:52 am to
Story says he cut the line.
I hate line cutters.....
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16196 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:17 am to
Obviously, the blood was from his head slamming on the floor. Fatass tank wearing pos needs his arse whipped likes he's never before imagined.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24692 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:19 am to
Goodness, what is wrong with these people?

Golden Rule is so far gone...
Posted by TheNolaClap
Jersey Shore (not fist pump)
Member since Jun 2012
1489 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:19 am to
A well deserved backhand IMO
Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2007
10728 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:20 am to
quote:

Its really warming to see all the fine people of such a culturally rich city as miami is, come to this man's aid.


I used to travel a lot for work and I have to say that Miami is one of the worst cities in America.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:23 am to
quote:

Moral of the story: mind your P's & Q's while purchasing produce in Miami.

Or maybe: confront the O-ffender with something stronger than words. Like a high-powered automatic weapon for instance. You got 11 cans of soup in the 10-or-Less line? Say your prayers muh-fricka.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Its really warming to see all the fine people of such a culturally rich city as miami is, come to this man's aid.

It's even more surprising someone didn't rifle the dude's pocket.
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