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Gotta say, my new girlfriend is pretty resourceful

Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:57 pm
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33658 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:57 pm
she didnt seem that sharp when we first met, but now, she's getting alot of praise for her ingenuity........

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Texas State student rides her Barbie Jeep around campus after DWI arrest




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Some people ride bikes or public transit when their licenses are suspended, but one battery-powered, Barbie Jeep-riding Texas State student is not allowing a DWI arrest stop her from getting around on her own four wheels.
Tara Monroe, an industrial engineering junior, said her license was automatically suspended after refusing a breathalyzer test after a Waka Flocka concert. Her father drove to San Marcos from Kingwood, her hometown, to strip her of her vehicle, leaving her with a bike to get around.
“Riding a bike around campus sucks,” she said. “Like really sucks.”




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It didn’t take long for the 5-foot-3, 20-year-old to decide the Barbie girl life was the one for her. After some Craigslist perusing, she found her sweet ride for $60, its previous owner was a little girl named Charlene.




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“When we drove up to buy it Charlene asked where the little one was to test drive it to which I replied, ‘I am the little one,” she said.
Monroe decided to name her new ride after Charlene.
Since Charlene handed over the keys, she has rolled out around the University of Texas at Austin’s West Campus and Texas State




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“Most people don’t find the things me and my friends do very funny, just immature, so I didn’t expect to get this big of a reaction,” she said. “People who don’t know me are shocked but my friends weren’t even surprised because I do stuff like this all the time.”
Even without a license, Monroe said life as a Barbie girl in a Barbie world really is fantastic.


“This is the best way I could have gotten my 15 minutes of fame,” she said. “Basically, it was the best decision I’ve made in college, yet…”

She said her 21st birthday plans in November involve revving up Charlene for a night at The Square in San Marcos with her friends.
“It goes pretty fast when it’s just me, so I usually make them (her friends) walk behind me like parents taking their kid out to play,” she quipped. “I’m just happy everyone thinks this is so hilarious.”


Stu+Tara 4EVA
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:00 pm to
sorry for partying
Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:00 pm to
She looks like she has a stinky vagina.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62824 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:01 pm to
There is a lot to respond to here, but I'll just say that unless it's a big coincidence, I've played golf with her dad.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:02 pm to
She dresses like a homeless girl on flakka and has zero muscle definition.


Congrats
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:03 pm to


to her thinking out of the box
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:03 pm to
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by GRTiger
There is a lot to respond to here, but I'll just say that unless it's a big coincidence, I've played golf with her dad.

Need more details
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:04 pm to
You did good Stu. She's a keeper in my book.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:05 pm to
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a Barbie girl in a Barbie world really is fantastic


LINK
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:05 pm to
IWHI
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34904 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:05 pm to
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Basically, it was the best decision I've made in college


I like the cut of her jib.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62824 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:06 pm to
It's not interesting. I played with a guy last year (random) whose daughter was a sophomore at TSU, same last name, Kingwood CC.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:06 pm to
IWHI
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20180 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:08 pm to
Why do white people continue to wear those ugly arse sandals?!!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120144 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:09 pm to
Might marry
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123867 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:10 pm to
there once was a slut out in Texas,
Pulled over for impaired reflexes,
Now she zooms like a spastic,
In her pink happy plastic,
But her power wheels sure ain't a Lexus.
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5026 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:13 pm to
i wonder if she lets u toss her salad
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123867 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:15 pm to
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by Jack Bauer7
i wonder if she lets u toss her salad





Have you really ever met a chick that wouldn't?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:17 pm to
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my new girlfriend


That's not really your girlfriend, you lying piece of shite.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50082 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:19 pm to
Wife material.
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