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Got braces yesterday morning...this sucks

Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:00 pm
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
Member since Sep 2005
35495 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:00 pm
It's hard as frick to eat. I have green salads for lunch and dinner and it takes flipping forever to chew this shite up and swallow. If I try to eat it more quickly it hurts quite a bit.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:00 pm to
Smh
Posted by gamecocks22
SC
Member since Dec 2012
4913 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:00 pm to
prayers sent

sucks for you
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:01 pm to
Aren't you 40ish?
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6608 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:01 pm to
Cheese grits and eggs got me through my braces - especially on the one or two days after each adjustment.
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:01 pm to
"It hurts when I chew my salad."

Gayest sentence ever.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43058 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:01 pm to
Smoothie King is your friend.
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6426 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:02 pm to
Never had them. Sounds like a lot of suck
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108732 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:02 pm to
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Got braces


Casty McLoser
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:02 pm to
Guess who doesn't get to sit at the cool girls' table in homeroom anymore!!!
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40758 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Aren't you 40ish?


There is an age limit on braces?
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5112 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:02 pm to
Drink milkshakes for the rest of your life
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:02 pm to
I laughed.

But yeah, braces suck. Serious question: why didn't you go for Invisalign?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:03 pm to
Grown white men who get braces automatically get placed on pedo watch lists fyi. Sorry, bro.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:04 pm to
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There is an age limit on braces?


Yes there fricking is.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

Serious question: why didn't you go for Invisalign?


Someone told me you can't get Invisalign unless you've had braces before.

So, basically, you can't get Invisalign unless you grew up in a household with loving parents.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:05 pm to
You ever know someone who went to an orthodontist and didn't get braces? Me neither
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
Member since Sep 2005
35495 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Aren't you 40ish?

I'm 35, why?

quote:

Smoothie King

tastes like pure sugar
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
Member since Sep 2005
35495 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

Serious question: why didn't you go for Invisalign?

Because beer.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:09 pm to
You know Invisalign can be taken out periodically, right? So now you may as well enjoy your beer in your windowless can outside the McDonalds PlayPlace (do those still exist?), because you'll be the drunken pedo until those things come off
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