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Logan Wright   

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So on today on Memorial day I was driving to work in my Honda Civic at 9:40 trying to get there by 10:00 because I'd enjoy not getting fired. As I was driving there some dumbass Mustang passed me going around 80 flipping me off. I wasn't gonna be a pussy and lose to a Mustang on freedom day so I kissed my USA lanyard and my picture of Stone Cold Steve Austin, the best damn wrestler to ever live and started buring the bald eagle piss. I pass the Mustang and turned up my Van Halen CD. As I was slowing down to tell the Mustang to eat shite a State Highway Patrolmen pulls out and gets my dumbass. Now I back the blue and my country through and through so I wasn't mad at him for pulling me over but the Mustang that thought he had big enough nuts to dust me. So the Patrolmen comes to my window and says"What do you have in this thing?" and I said "bald eagle piss and freedom sir" then he replied with "You know how fast you two were goin?" and me being the smartass I am said "Well I was slowing down to give both of you a chance." He didn't like that too well. Moral of the story is I got a ticket. But I did dust the Mustang so it was worth. The money donated is going towards the ticket because I spent all my paycheck on race car parts. Any extra money, if I'm that lucky, will go towards Busch Light and AC/DC CD's. Have a blessed day America!




poops_at_parties
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
This guys gonna be a successful salesman one day.


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YouAre8Up
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
Snowflakes just can never pay for their own mistakes and always looking for free handouts.


Mr. Hangover
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
fricking trash



All these viral 'stories' are fricking stupid and a bunch of copycats


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CajunSoldier225
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
I'm just mad cause I didn't think of it.



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BRgetthenet
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
frick YEAH


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TigerBait1971
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Member since Oct 2014
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
That's fricking awesome.


schwartzy
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
This clown has a job he could have paid it. What bothers me is that its people like this that people give money to and not the normal hard working ones!


Mingo Was His NameO
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
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That's fricking awesome


It's actually stupid, not that funny, and written awfully.


ctiger69
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SJW snowflakes strike again.


Vidic
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
You should be mad at the people giving money. If they didn't donate this shite would never pop up. Hate the game, not the player.


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ItNeverRains
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
People will always pay for entertainment. I applaud the entrepreneurial spirit.

Lighten up Francis


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Pecker
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
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Snowflakes


People don't even know when to use this term anymore. It's just a catchall for anyone under the age of 50


BRgetthenet
USA Fan
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
The dude got paid to haul arse for America.



frick YEAH


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LCA131
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
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People don't even know when to use this term anymore. It's just a catchall for anyone under the age of 50


Maybe you should start a thread about it then, Snowflake.


kywildcatfanone
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
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Snowflakes just can never pay for their own mistakes and always looking for free handouts.


My first thought. Personal responsibility has been taken away by liberals


Pecker
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Maybe you should start a thread about it then, Snowflake.



Calm down, snowflake


Vidic
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re: Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
Did y'all even read this shit? Good lord it's obviously a joke. Do you just look for shite millennials do to piss you off without even looking at it/reading it?


YouAre8Up
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My first thought. Personal responsibility has been taken away by liberals




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No Colors
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and written awfully.



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