- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: GMT-Wake up it's Friday
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:02 am to GeauxxxTigers23
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:02 am to GeauxxxTigers23
I think we'd all rather you drink bleach...
0
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:05 am to GeauxxxTigers23
My son is 6 and this will be the first year I bring him to an LSU game
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:05 am to SouthOfSouth
quote:
They are preggo for 9 months.
Knock her up after the SEC Football Championship game celebrating. It is still early during baseball season so it wont be too bad. Out pops mini MBP a month before football. She recovers and then babysits on Saturdays cause she rarely goes out to tailgates anyway. Then I start taking him to Basketball/Baseball games the following year.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:05 am to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
You ever try to tailgate with an infant? I'd rather drink bleach. I make maybe one game a year since I've had kids.
You're just not trying hard enough. There are always kids and babies at our tailgate.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:12 am to More beer please
quote:
Knock her up after the SEC Football Championship game celebrating. It is still early during baseball season so it wont be too bad. Out pops mini MBP a month before football. She recovers and then babysits on Saturdays cause she rarely goes out to tailgates anyway. Then I start taking him to Basketball/Baseball games the following year.
You are a super star. Hope you have superstar sperm that gets it done round 1.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:17 am to SouthOfSouth
Just get it in a bunch From Thanksgiving until Christmas/New Years. Although if my kid is anything like my wife he will find some way to unintentionally frick up my master plan.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:28 am to More beer please
They've also got to master the timing filling bottles with the double breast pumps before drinking.
That way the kid gets the good stuff but out of the bottle after you drop the kid at the inlaws
Then draining again late night and the next morning to throw those away. Before nursing again.
It's doable but you gotta be on top of your game.
That way the kid gets the good stuff but out of the bottle after you drop the kid at the inlaws
Then draining again late night and the next morning to throw those away. Before nursing again.
It's doable but you gotta be on top of your game.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:29 am to yellowfin
quote:
My son is 6 and this will be the first year I bring him to an LSU game
he will bug the shite out of you to bring him to all of the games after the first one. different dynamic, but still a cool experience. mine is 15 now, so i'll have a DD really soon.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:30 am to Bullfrog
She doesnt drink much at all so that shouldnt be an issue.
Now if I had to breast feed that would be a problem.
Now if I had to breast feed that would be a problem.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:38 am to More beer please
Sounds like you have it all figured out
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:44 am to Bama and Beer
b, are you married yet? have you knocked her up?
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:46 am to Deep Purple Haze
quote:
have you knocked her up?
Uh oh... here we go again
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:50 am to Deep Purple Haze
quote:
. mine is 15 now, so i'll have a DD really soon.
15 can drive with a permit and adult in vehicle right? sounds like you already have one
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:52 am to yellowfin
he's getting it today!!! 
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:53 am to Deep Purple Haze
quote:
he's getting it today!!!
I was my parents DD basically all thru high school. That will be amazing.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:55 am to Winkface
quote:
never having a husband around. Well, normally I'd just go to the bar and drink so that makes things different
Isn't that how you ended up knocked up in the first place?
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:56 am to Deep Purple Haze
Yeah, nah
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:57 am to yellowfin
quote:
. mine is 15 now, so i'll have a DD really soon.
15 can drive with a permit and adult in vehicle right? sounds like you already have one
Yeah but I believe that adult has to be sober which sort of defeats the purpose of the kid being your DD.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:58 am to Darth_Vader
not in louisiana
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:59 am to Bama and Beer
belated grats!
Page 7 of 8
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News