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ksayetiger
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Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
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re: Getting married today

Right before you say "i do", ask her what she is cooking tonight. That answer should determine whether you say I do or not.


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VaBamaMan
Alabama Fan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
3668 posts

re: Getting married today
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Don't EVER have a joint checking account. EVER


This is a terrible idea.


Broke
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AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
59142 posts

re: Getting married today
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This is a terrible idea.


Joint checking accounts are the Devil.


Geauxld Finger
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Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
25831 posts

re: Getting married today
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Most Catholic weddings down here are on fridays because of stupid church rules


typically only in BR


LSUDM2001
LSU Fan
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2006
277 posts

re: Getting married today
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CBandits82
Member since May 2012
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re: Getting married today
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Congrats and remember you will say sorry for things you didn't do just to keep the peace and shut her up.


This x's 1000


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EarthwormJim
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Member since Dec 2005
9846 posts

re: Getting married today
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typically only in BR


Pretty much all towns outside of New Orleans as well.


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Greengirl
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Member since Dec 2011
5856 posts

re: Getting married today
We have three. We have a joint account that is for household expenses and we each have our own account for personal expenses (medical, car, clothing) and discretionary spending.

But then, we're weird.


RonFNSwanson
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
16202 posts

re: Getting married today
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We have a joint account that is for household expenses and we each have our own account for personal expenses (medical, car, clothing)



Medical expenses aren't for the joint account?

"Sorry dear, you don't have enough to cover that procedure. You were a great first wife."


Ba Ba Boooey
LSU Fan
NOLA
Member since May 2010
2917 posts

re: Getting married today
Welcome to hell.

ETA: don't ever put large amounts of your money in the joint account
This post was edited on 5/24 at 10:37 am


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Paluka
LSU Fan
One State Over
Member since Dec 2010
6336 posts

re: Getting married today
Buy LOTS of toilet paper!


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HoustonChick86
Arizona Fan
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
44548 posts
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re: Getting married today
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"Sorry dear, you don't have enough to cover that procedure. You were a great first wife."



That is kind of what I was thinking.


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htownjeep
LSU Fan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Jun 2005
6602 posts
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re: Getting married today
Don't get a hooker on your honeymoon.


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The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Georgia Tech Fan
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
2205 posts
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re: Getting married today
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Thursday: Engagement party for immediate family and the wedding party who are able to make it.


I have never heard of that before. Engagement party is typically around the time the couple gets engaged in my experience.

Maybe rehearsal dinner on Thursday night, so the wedding party isn't hungover for wedding on Saturday.


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Commandeaux
New Orleans Saints Fan
Central
Member since Jul 2009
2729 posts
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re: Getting married today
Here's some advice in a little story.

I got a new car my sophomore year in college. By my senior year I put 90,000 miles on that car. I drove everywhere those three years. After I graduated, I went to trade the car in. The saleman couldn't give me full trade value because of the mileage. He said that I'm supposed to have 12k miles a year or 36k total. I told him it was impossible for ANYONE to drive 12k miles a year. Not even old people drive 12k miles a yeaar. We argued for a while and I left.

Fast forward 10 years. I've now been married for 6 years. Last week I looked on my odometer and I noticed that I drove 12k miles last year. After 10 years, I finally figured out who drives 12k miles a year: MARRIED PEOPLE. You go to work, you go to Wal-Mart, and you go home. That's all you do. My advice would be to go out to dinner every once in a while between Wal-Mart and home.


Adam4LSU
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
9867 posts

re: Getting married today
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your wife will be smiling immensely coming down the aisle....she knows she has given her last BJ ever.


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Mischievous Badger
Member since May 2013
348 posts

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My advice would be to go out to dinner every once in a while between Wal-Mart and home.




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Broke
LSU Fan
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
59142 posts

re: Getting married today
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We have three. We have a joint account that is for household expenses and we each have our own account for personal expenses (medical, car, clothing) and discretionary spending.

But then, we're weird.


We split up our bills. She has hers and I have mine. We've done this for 20 years. Never fought over money even once.


LSUTil_iDie
LA-Monroe Fan
Lawrenceville, GA
Member since Jan 2012
4727 posts

re: Getting married today
Don't get...

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besides don't get married.




Oh. Never mind, I got nothing.


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VaBamaMan
Alabama Fan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
3668 posts

re: Getting married today
My dad's side of the family all had joint accts. My mom's have separate. I got most of my financial personality from my dad. So joint it is. Plus my dad's side has less divorces and more money. Seems like a good example


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