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Gang vandalizes Colorado business

Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:49 am
Posted by Tiger Prawn
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Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:49 am
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LOUISVILLE, Colo. -- A destructive criminal remains on the loose in Louisville.
Police believe he's part of a gang that spent almost 30 minutes terrorizing a local business. Employees at Kryptane Systems arrived at work to find the front doors had been shattered. The company's president did what anyone would do. He called police to report a break-in.
"There was shattered glass everywhere. Instantly he thought it was vandals of some sort," said Greg Cappert, an engineer for the company.


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a pile of evidence remains.
"We did find some feces that was nearby the site," said Cappert.


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However, what happened next is so bizarre and unheard of, even police say they'll be talking about it for years.
While police investigated the crime scene, the company's president pulled up surveillance video of the front of the building, and watched as a gang of goats committed their crime.

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"We understand the description is he's very hairy, has some large horns, and is possibly hooved," said Commander Jeff Fisher with the Louisville Police Department.
"Yeah, they're still out there somewhere, so protect your doors everyone," said Cappert.


Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:53 am to
I wonder what Kryptane Systems did to piss off the goats
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98128 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:53 am to
Presumably saw his own reflection and had to assert dominance. Alpha as frick.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:54 am to
It was a gang not just one......are goats gangs a problem in CO?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113890 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:57 am to
GLM
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21854 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:02 am to
quote:

.are goats gangs a problem in CO?


Suspect was identified from a photo lineup

Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72590 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:03 am to
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are goats gangs a problem in CO?


Are ewe kid-ding me? What more does it take to ram the point home?
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 11:07 am
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:12 am to

Probably Nubians.

Kids today, I tell ya...
Posted by Burhead
Member since Dec 2014
2099 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:13 am to
Better pay that protection money on time next month.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20350 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:14 am to
GOAT goat.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22051 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:16 am to
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Suspect was identified from a photo lineup

It was the black guy, right? I knew it!
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18144 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:23 am to


"Goats? Nope, can't say I've seen any goats. Now excuse me, my boss will be maaaahhhhddd if I'm late for work"
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30161 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:27 am to
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GOAT goat.


No doubt. Tagging the place in braille is an All-Time GOAT goat move.
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12604 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:29 am to
shite, my lame joke has already been made.
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 11:29 am
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20475 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:00 pm to
how did that news guy forget to tell us he has a goatee when describing the suspect?!?!
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
18579 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:27 pm to
11 years ago I had a deer do the same thing to my house.


Over $12K in damage
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21854 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:49 pm to
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11 years ago I had a deer do the same thing to my house.


Over $12K in damage



I hope you got some sausage, backstrap, and a nice shoulder mount hanging above the fireplace from that.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16170 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:11 pm to
I have a couple thoughts:

1. I bet, with the right attorney, that goat cud easily bleat those flimsy charges.

2. Even if he can't, he should be able to negoatiate a lesser charge.

3. I am not aware of any treatment program that he could undergoat to rehabilitate a violent offender like him.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78898 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:23 pm to
#GOATLIVESMATTER
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29464 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:58 pm to
I'm sure many of us remember this little fella. Don't frick with goats...


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