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Gang vandalizes Colorado business
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:49 am
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:49 am
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LOUISVILLE, Colo. -- A destructive criminal remains on the loose in Louisville.
Police believe he's part of a gang that spent almost 30 minutes terrorizing a local business. Employees at Kryptane Systems arrived at work to find the front doors had been shattered. The company's president did what anyone would do. He called police to report a break-in.
"There was shattered glass everywhere. Instantly he thought it was vandals of some sort," said Greg Cappert, an engineer for the company.
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a pile of evidence remains.
"We did find some feces that was nearby the site," said Cappert.
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However, what happened next is so bizarre and unheard of, even police say they'll be talking about it for years.
While police investigated the crime scene, the company's president pulled up surveillance video of the front of the building, and watched as a gang of goats committed their crime.
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"We understand the description is he's very hairy, has some large horns, and is possibly hooved," said Commander Jeff Fisher with the Louisville Police Department.
"Yeah, they're still out there somewhere, so protect your doors everyone," said Cappert.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:53 am to Tiger Prawn
I wonder what Kryptane Systems did to piss off the goats
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:53 am to Tiger Prawn
Presumably saw his own reflection and had to assert dominance. Alpha as frick.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:54 am to Jim Rockford
It was a gang not just one......are goats gangs a problem in CO?
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:02 am to Wtodd
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.are goats gangs a problem in CO?
Suspect was identified from a photo lineup
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:03 am to Wtodd
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are goats gangs a problem in CO?
Are ewe kid-ding me? What more does it take to ram the point home?
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 11:07 am
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:12 am to Tiger Prawn
Probably Nubians.
Kids today, I tell ya...
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:13 am to LCA131
Better pay that protection money on time next month.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:16 am to Tiger Prawn
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Suspect was identified from a photo lineup
It was the black guy, right? I knew it!
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:23 am to Tiger Prawn
"Goats? Nope, can't say I've seen any goats. Now excuse me, my boss will be maaaahhhhddd if I'm late for work"
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:27 am to TheFonz
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GOAT goat.
No doubt. Tagging the place in braille is an All-Time GOAT goat move.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:29 am to Tiger Prawn
shite, my lame joke has already been made.
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 11:29 am
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:00 pm to Tiger Prawn
how did that news guy forget to tell us he has a goatee when describing the suspect?!?!
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:27 pm to Tiger Prawn
11 years ago I had a deer do the same thing to my house.
Over $12K in damage
Over $12K in damage
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:49 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
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11 years ago I had a deer do the same thing to my house.
Over $12K in damage
I hope you got some sausage, backstrap, and a nice shoulder mount hanging above the fireplace from that.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:11 pm to Tiger Prawn
I have a couple thoughts:
1. I bet, with the right attorney, that goat cud easily bleat those flimsy charges.
2. Even if he can't, he should be able to negoatiate a lesser charge.
3. I am not aware of any treatment program that he could undergoat to rehabilitate a violent offender like him.
1. I bet, with the right attorney, that goat cud easily bleat those flimsy charges.
2. Even if he can't, he should be able to negoatiate a lesser charge.
3. I am not aware of any treatment program that he could undergoat to rehabilitate a violent offender like him.
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:58 pm to Tiger Prawn
I'm sure many of us remember this little fella. Don't frick with goats...
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