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re: Friend's wife wanting breast augmentation (now NSFW)

Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17450 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:43 pm to
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said that if an elective surgery such as this would result in divorce


She's getting plowed by another farmer or soon will be.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:44 pm to
mine has fake tits, she aint going no where as long as i keep eating the butt properly
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77940 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:44 pm to
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One of my best friend's paid $7,000 for his wife to get a job done (she doesn't work), afterwards she let 1/2 the town play with them.


Will, just accept the overwhelming evidence already
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27347 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:45 pm to
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Still uses a Karl Malone type phone.




Definitely cheating.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:46 pm to
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So use your imagination.




This post was edited on 7/26/16 at 2:46 pm
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
14036 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:47 pm to
Divorced augmentation is more like it

That and the awful reactions they don't tell you about. As the body ramps up the immune system to fight the foreign objects just installed. Not all but a fair percentage of people face many side effects of an hyperactive immune system that once depleted leaves them extremely susceptible to illness.

Good luck. My wife's nursed 3 kids and there's no way in hell I'd let her get em done. Maybe a lift one day but frick no to implants.

Oh tell him to enjoy having to have them redone in 10-15 years
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17450 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:48 pm to
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If this helps, my friend, Bill Clover,


Wait, has no one thought it odd that he supposedly used his friends name?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:48 pm to
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Does it matter that there are young children involved?


The other PTA moms will get jelly.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:51 pm to
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his wife is just seeking a lift and not necessarily a whole new engine rebuild.


Totally different animal.

My wife said she wants this after we have kids and they destroy her milk machines.

I think I will oblige.
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38511 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:53 pm to
My friend Bill sends his thanks to all of those that have replied.

He said after reading this he is not opposed to a lift or reduction to get lift but is opposed to an enlargement.

He recognizes there is some fabrication with the replies in this thread and believes his marriage is on very solid ground. States they both enjoy each other's company and are intimate at least twice a month.

Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:54 pm to
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States they both enjoy each other's company and are intimate at least twice a month.

Oh yeah, she's definitely getting D'd on the side.
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14329 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:56 pm to
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At least post pics of some random internet chick with similar breasts. Good god man!
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 3:02 pm to
mixed reviews in my friend group. All are wife's friends

* one got a tit job about 10 years in, and they are still married. She would never cheat on him, per my wife
* One got tit job right before marriage, marriage lasted 2 years. But while she is attractive, she is straight certifiable and he was a bit of a mooch
* another got them and then almost imemdiate divorce, but I think the fake tits were to save the marriage and it didn't work. She instigated the divorce, he asked for the fake tits. The marriage was fricked from the start though.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166127 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 3:03 pm to
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and are intimate at least twice a month.


damn lucky that bill. better to renovate than go back to renting for sure.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 3:04 pm to
Hypothetical Analogy here, not in any way specific to the Füts-

Man in a LT relationship with a woman has an averaged-sized penis and medical science has developed a surgical technique (for real, not the stupid frauds out there at present) for penile enhancement.

Everyone here knows that he wouldn't make it home from the doctor's appointment where he was cleared to use his new larger tool without at least considering to share it with another woman besides his SO.

Not a direct correlation but close enough to be relevant.

tl/dr: No to the augmentation.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 3:05 pm to
He might be intimate twice per month, but she is enjoying a rich and active sex life with better endowed men.

Perhaps, you should consider getting your dick lengthened instead of being a cuckold and supporting your wife being a trollop.

Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
4979 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 3:05 pm to
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I'm gonna buy my wife tits with the hope that she divorces me.


Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28875 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 3:07 pm to
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it appeared the overall majorly of posters said that if an elective surgery such as this would result in divorce.


The overall majority of posters here haven't even touched a woman's tits before
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 3:11 pm to
My buddy shacked with a chic with fake tits that her ex bought. Nice job by the doctor btw. Anyway buddy and her ex get in argument about child support payments. My buddy's last comment to him was " thanks for the titties"
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14413 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 3:16 pm to
How old is your friend's wife? Old enough for a mid-life crisis?
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