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Frick you digital prostate exam
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:47 am
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:47 am
So I had to get my 1st prostate check today. Holy shite. My Dr told me to drop them and lean across that table. At this point, I should have just run out the door, but like a fool I complied. Even though his glove was covered with KY, I now know exactly what people mean when they say, "so an so is going in dry."
Either my Dr bent his finger tip into a fish hook or I clinched so hard he couldn't get that finger out, but when he went in I tried to pull away but I just drug him around on that fricking rolling stool. He told me to settle down. WTH?
Frick my Dr for not having skinny little girl hands.
Frick KY for not doing anything other than making my arse feel like Toddys.
And frick you prostate for needing to be checked.
Either my Dr bent his finger tip into a fish hook or I clinched so hard he couldn't get that finger out, but when he went in I tried to pull away but I just drug him around on that fricking rolling stool. He told me to settle down. WTH?
Frick my Dr for not having skinny little girl hands.
Frick KY for not doing anything other than making my arse feel like Toddys.
And frick you prostate for needing to be checked.
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:49 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
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Maytheporkbewithyou
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:49 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
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Frick you digital prostate exam
How'd you get a digital prostate?
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:54 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
Just so you know your doctor nutted all up inside you. I would not recommend going back to see him again.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:55 am to Dont_Call_Me_RAY
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digital prostate exam
Wait,so I won't be getting violated when it's my time to get one
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:59 am to Rize
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Just so you know your doctor nutted all up inside you. I would not recommend going back to see him again.
He's got to be mid 70s. Cialis or viagra?
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:00 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
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He's got to be mid 70s.
Strap on
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:02 am to Guess
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Wait,so I won't be getting violated when it's my time to get one
Not the digital that you have in mind.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:02 am to Dont_Call_Me_RAY
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Strap on
Boy, that would be some twisted shite.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:30 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
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This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:32 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
Both hands were on your shoulders.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:33 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
RA'd for move to fetish thtead.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:35 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
So now you know what prison is gonna be like. Remember that. Also you have new appreciation for a chick who will let you PIIHB.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 3:11 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
Sounds like you got the hook'em horn in your razorback.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 4:52 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
Stop with all the drama.
I think you enjoyed it.
I think you enjoyed it.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 5:27 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
My first was a female doctor with little fingers every time I seen her she would say I need to do a prostate exam on you after the 3rd one in the less than 6 months my wife said what's going on. 
Posted on 4/14/17 at 5:55 am to Armymann50
Congrats on your pregnancy.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 5:59 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
That wasn't his finger.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 6:04 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
Had mine done at LOL last year. That dr I had didn't have any sympathy either. Big hand fricker gut checked me.I ripped all the damn paper off the table/chair that I was leaned over. When/ if I go again( my wife will hound the shite out of me till I go again) you better believe that Doctor will be a five foot Asian with small hands
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 6:07 am
Posted on 4/14/17 at 6:09 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
2 threads down a car is driving itself to work, but some stranger still has to stick a finger up your arse...it's an outrage.
Hey Elon, I'll drive my own car, why don't you work on not having to have a finger up my arse? That's what we could really use.
Hey Elon, I'll drive my own car, why don't you work on not having to have a finger up my arse? That's what we could really use.
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 6:12 am
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