For the nurses/docs, what's the craziest things you've ever seen at work?

encephalitis from an unknown zoonotic virus

Machete going in the right side and out the left side of a pt's abdomen.

Had a patient come in passing in and out of consciousness. Determined it was AIDS and then started treatment. Patient started bleeding internally so we didn't know what was wrong. Sent my subordinates to his apartment and found a keychain he brought back from his trips to Lesotho. Didn't have AIDS but was infected by a very rare spore which lodged itself in his brain, causing the symptoms. The AIDS treatment actually exacerbated his condition. Well, I found out after breaking several ethical rules. But, I saved the guy's life.

Afterwards I spoke philosophically with my colleague about why I can't love and why I'm so jaded about life and relationships.

I then popped some pills and rode home on my motorcycle.

Is this Good Will Hunting? It sounds a lot like the plot of Good Will Hunting.

Vibrator in a ladies colon, still on. Man riding a crotch rocket hit an older Chevy with a welded cattle guard while doing 130 mph(was brought to the mourge in trashbags). A lady that said she can't remember when she had her period. She undressed and well...she had a penis. Its bag was full of condoms and had a buttplug that looked like Grimace from McDonalds

Brains splattered on the ceiling and window from making out with a 20 gauge shot gun.

A chick that had a chunk bit out of her cervix. She ultimately admitted bite was caused by a snake she and her BF were playing with.

The ones that freak me out is when people close to dying start talking to "ghost." And those dogs that sense who is next up to kick the bucket in retirement homes.

ETA: My wife's aunt was Catholic, and right before she died she kept asking who the people in the room were. The nuns just told her they were there to help her to the other side. Said they see it all the time.

As a Paramedic. Had a young woman with a fence tattoo around her lower private parts. Above the fence was Danny's property. I said Danny's property, She said yeah, well sometimes.

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A lady that said she can't remember when she had her period. She undressed and well...she had a penis. Its bag was full of condoms and had a buttplug that looked like Grimace from McDonalds

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