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Food Mastication Question
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:16 am
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:16 am
Can y'all on the OT help me settle a debate I'm having:
One of my friends thinks it's normal to chew with his mouth open, smack his food, and make weird nosies while munching on a meal. His reasoning for this is that, "everyone in New Jersey (where he's from) does it so it's the normal thing to do". I know for a fact though I would have been pile driven by my mother for such an act. What say the OT? Who is the weird one here?
One of my friends thinks it's normal to chew with his mouth open, smack his food, and make weird nosies while munching on a meal. His reasoning for this is that, "everyone in New Jersey (where he's from) does it so it's the normal thing to do". I know for a fact though I would have been pile driven by my mother for such an act. What say the OT? Who is the weird one here?
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:18 am to DirtyDawg
Sounds like the perfect argument to settle with some make up sex..... just blow him real quick, he'll cave
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:23 am to SuperSaint
Alright it's settled then, off to blow SuperSaint's papa
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:27 am to DirtyDawg
When I was a kid my mother caught me masticating
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:28 am to DirtyDawg
That's below the belt. Supersaint's mother has no idea who his father is and thus, has never been a part of his life.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:30 am to DirtyDawg
You are the weird one for hanging out with Jersey trash
Posted on 3/23/17 at 5:06 am to lsu480
I heard it increases the food taste due to increased air.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 6:15 am to SuperSaint
Sounds like you've settled a lot of arguments.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 6:21 am to DirtyDawg
Your friend is no better than an animal.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 6:44 am to DirtyDawg
fricking Yankees 
That is the most fitting answer I can come up with. Never met one with even decent manners.
That is the most fitting answer I can come up with. Never met one with even decent manners.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 8:16 am to DirtyDawg
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chew with his mouth open, smack his food, and make weird nosies
Those are the friends you conveniently "forget" to invite to dinner.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 8:25 am to DirtyDawg
This is my pet peeve. I can hear the guy in the office across the hall every time he eats and it drives me insane. I completely understand that I'm too sensitive to it, but I really don't understand how people think it's normal/acceptable. New Jersey certainly explains it for their situation 
Posted on 3/23/17 at 8:27 am to SuperSaint
quote:
Sounds like the perfect argument to settle with some make up sex..... just blow him real quick, he'll cave
But do it with your mouth open and say, "see, it sounds just like this!"
Posted on 3/23/17 at 8:28 am to DirtyDawg
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One of my friends thinks it's normal to chew with his mouth open, smack his food, and make weird nosies while munching on a meal.
That would drive me insane. I'm one of those people that can't stand certain sounds(especially of people chewing/smacking).
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