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Florida Woman assaults store clerk with nacho cheese

Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:28 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:28 pm
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It was around 1:50 a.m. Thursday when Stephanie L. Hicks, 31,walked into a 7-Eleven store in Melbourne to buy a sandwich and a cup of nacho cheese, the Palm Bay Daily reported. The cashier told Hicks not to open the cheese dispenser, but the hungry woman ignored her request.

Hicks proceeded to open it anyway and went up to pay for her items, only to be denied service by the employee. That’s when Hicks launched the sandwich and hot nacho cheese across the counter at the clerk.

As the food traveled through the air, Hicks yelled: “The customer is always right.”

It wasn’t long before the clerk — bathed yellow cheese — called police, according to reports. When deputies arrived, Hicks was arrested, booked into Brevard County Jail and charged with battery.




Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:29 pm to
Not a woman
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24537 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:29 pm to
Dumbo bitch
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11468 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:29 pm to
Looks like Curious George on meth.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26521 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:29 pm to
Good lord.

This story is Florida as shite.
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1450 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:32 pm to
quote:


As the food traveled through the air, Hicks yelled: “The customer is always right.” 



The Customer is Always Right

I don't know when this entitlement entered the mainstream, but it needs to die in a fire.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28021 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:32 pm to
It's Frodo, but where is Samwise?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55437 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:33 pm to
Y'all be quiet, she can hear the keystrokes.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65559 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:33 pm to

Gee whiz.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15718 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:34 pm to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29430 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:35 pm to
Well we certainly know that she can't use the excuse "I didn't hear the clerk say that"
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:36 pm to
Good luck claiming she didn't hear the clerk tell her not to open it.
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12332 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:37 pm to
Misunderstood being told "that's nacho cheese".
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
3742 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:43 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/15/21 at 8:22 am
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29002 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:44 pm to
I bet that cheese was hot as frick
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65423 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:46 pm to
The clinical definition of "Redundant":
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Florida Woman
And this picture-

Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10948 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:54 pm to
One time I was in a 7-11 late at night, and there was a stoned or drunk brotha in there. He opened up a bag of Doritos, took it to the chili and nacho cheese dispensers, and proceeded to fill the bag with chili and cheese. I asked him what he was doing, and he just said "Makin me a Dorito bag".

I didn't have a response
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55437 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

I didn't have a response



Should have asked for one tbh
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65559 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:07 pm to

I know what I will be having for lunch tomorrow...
Posted by pennypacker3
Charleston
Member since Aug 2014
2736 posts
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:24 pm to
How did they piss off Getty Lee? On a serious note...that’s thing is 31? Damn!
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