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Flakka makes 50 yr old man move like a snail-infant hybrid (not fake)
Posted on 6/5/16 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 6/5/16 at 4:10 pm
lost nearly all verbal & motor skills = tears in my eyes
Will take a while to get home (YT)
Will take a while to get home (YT)
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 1:18 am
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Posted on 6/5/16 at 5:19 pm to AjaxFury
Bath salt strikes again
Posted on 6/5/16 at 5:24 pm to AjaxFury
Fakest video in Internet history
Posted on 6/5/16 at 5:28 pm to AjaxFury
And here we have evolution in front of our very eyes in a matter of minutes. As you can see, the creature in this video has learned a more efficient way of movement from his humble beginnings of scooting his arse on the ground while dragging both legs, to a much quicker and efficient mock-crab walk while using his legs to approach his prey. You can also listen closely and hear his native hunting howls as he moves ever further away from the primordial ooze from which he originates. Simply beautiful to a man of science like myself. Bravo.
Posted on 6/5/16 at 5:31 pm to Breesus
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Fakest video in Internet history
I've seen worse from people under the influence of Flakka and K2. I guess the cop was a prop too.
Posted on 6/5/16 at 5:35 pm to duggieblue
Euthanize the animal
Posted on 6/5/16 at 5:37 pm to AjaxFury
Yeah ok
Posted on 6/5/16 at 5:44 pm to AjaxFury
Flakka is bad
Posted on 6/5/16 at 5:49 pm to AjaxFury
Aaaaaahhhhaaaaaa eeeeewwwhhhhoooooo mmmmmhhhhmmmmm eeeeewwwhhhooooo
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:14 am to RazorBroncs
I watched it several times in a row, and for real it was like watching a creature from another planet. He was moving like some kind if freak show you would see on Resident Evil or Silent Hill games. No lie, from what I've seen on videos, that Flakka is some kind of neuropathic doorway for some evil ish to commandeer someone's body.
Pretty sure that video from the other day where the girl on the subway who got possessed and attacked the Pringles guy was on it too. Man, this is like some biological warfare stuff.
Who thought it would be a good idea after making it in a (lab by accident or not) to release that into the community. Can't even imagine if someone weaponized that sorcery & put in in a water supply. Would be the ZA for real. Like Scarecrow from Batman super villain stuff.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:15 am to saint tiger225
I lost it when he kept repeating that. He sounded like Scooby Doo ....Ahhh-ROOOO!!!
Crab creature doing the scuttlebutt
Crab creature doing the scuttlebutt
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:42 am to AjaxFury
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:47 am to AjaxFury
Lol at the cop
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:52 am to AjaxFury
That was actually great.
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