My girlfriend got me my first professional massage for Christmas. The woman giving me the massage is young and moderately attractive. I've yet to get it, but I need some help. I tend to get "primed" easily when getting rubbed down and my question is: How do I deal with my inevitable erection? I'm sure it's a common occurrence, but what is proper etiquette?
How would one use this.. go to the parlor and say "uh.. I saw on a website that you give happy endings... I'd like one.. uhh hueehuehuehue"