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FenrirTheBeard
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First Professional Massage

My girlfriend got me my first professional massage for Christmas. The woman giving me the massage is young and moderately attractive. I've yet to get it, but I need some help.

I tend to get "primed" easily when getting rubbed down and my question is: How do I deal with my inevitable erection?

I'm sure it's a common occurrence, but what is proper etiquette?


Navajo61490
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re: First Professional Massage
Tuck it up


BRgetthenet
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re: First Professional Massage
Let her know she gave it to you.


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Darth_Vader
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re: First Professional Massage
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but what is proper etiquette?


don't get any in her eye?


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AmosMosesAndTwins
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re: First Professional Massage
It's true that if you don't use it, you lose it.


mandevilletiger34
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re: First Professional Massage
PIIHB?



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Signal Soldier
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re: First Professional Massage
"It ain't gonna suck itself"


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Paedin
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re: First Professional Massage
Everytime ive gotten a massage,20+ times, they leave the room after asking you to turn over to give you time to calm yourself down. Its normal, no big deal (thats what she said) dont worry bout it


Displaced
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Member since Dec 2011
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re: First Professional Massage
quote:

I tend to get "primed" easily when getting rubbed down and my question is: How do I deal with my inevitable erection?


i was worried about this during my first massage. luckily, i had a male maseur.


buddhavista
Member since Jul 2012
3543 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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I tend to get "primed" easily when getting rubbed down and my question is: How do I deal with my inevitable erection?

I have only gotten one erection while getting a massage and it was a very attractive massuese and she was rubbing my inner thigh right by my dick. And I got a chubby, not full on rager. I get monthly massages and have for 5 or 6 years.

Ask her to focus on your back and not your legs. say you prefer to lay face down. And then you can hide it.

If you do get one, don't say shite. she will likely ignore it.


Placebeaux
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re: First Professional Massage
Just let it go. If you are not ashamed of what you got it should be easy.


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TheWiz
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re: First Professional Massage
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Tuck it up


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Jim Rockford
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re: First Professional Massage
Don't kid yourself. You're gonna get Raymond LINK


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12
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re: First Professional Massage
Just look at her, point at it, and wink.


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CHEDBALLZ
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Member since Dec 2009
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re: First Professional Massage
You probably wont get a chubby..... if you do ask for the full release massage.

Also... by professional do you mean Bang Kok Spa?


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FenrirTheBeard
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Jun 2012
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re: First Professional Massage
quote:

luckily, i had a male maseur


That's not luck. That's a curse...


Displaced
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2011
17335 posts

re: First Professional Massage
quote:

That's not luck. That's a curse...


no way. stronger hands = better massage.


white perch
Northwestern St. Fan
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Member since Apr 2012
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re: First Professional Massage
once you get it up, sneak her an extra $50, she'll know what to do.



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buddhavista
Member since Jul 2012
3543 posts

re: First Professional Massage
quote:

That's not luck. That's a curse...


no way. stronger hands = better massage.


personally I like really fat chicks. They give the best massages!


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Hugo Stiglitz
USA Fan
Germany
Member since Oct 2010
60178 posts

re: First Professional Massage
Just let it go.

You're there to feel good.

If anyone should get embarrassed, it should be her and she should be good enough to view it as a complement.

Haven't you ever had a lap dance before?



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