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Finally some good news: Kim Jong-Un creates drug that cures AIDS, Ebola, etc

Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:34 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:34 pm
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North Korea scientists, led by Kim Jong-un, claim to have cured Aids

Kim Jong-un claims to have succeeded where the greatest minds in science have failed... by producing a single drug which can prevent and cure Aids, Ebola, Sars and Mers.

North Korea is currently suffering from one of the worst droughts in its history while still pursuing a nuclear programme.

The official Korean Central News Agency said the portly despot's scientists developed miracle drug Kumdang-2 from ginseng and other ingredients - without saying which.

North Korea claimed the same drug cured deadly bird flu outbreaks in 2006 and 2013.






Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:35 pm to
See? He's not such a bad guy after all
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18751 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:36 pm to
He needs to create a weight loss drug.
Posted by silkyjohnston
Member since Jun 2015
293 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:36 pm to
That rab coat makes him look rearry smart.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:36 pm to
Sweet Geebus...Is he getting Fatter????
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13478 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:37 pm to
He is deep in thought trying to decide snack to eat

Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7272 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:38 pm to
To the fark board
Posted by PeepleHeppinBidness
Manchester United Fan
Member since Oct 2013
3553 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:40 pm to
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That rab coat makes him look rearry smart.


Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:40 pm to
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North Korea is currently suffering from one of the worst droughts in its history while still pursuing a nuclear programme.


so they just slip this shite in the middle of the DRUG article? what the frick?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:42 pm to
I think this is sort of like his father's ability to never have to take a shite.
Posted by BiggerBear
Redbone Country
Member since Sep 2011
2917 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:42 pm to


No wonder they think they cured everything, they are all toasted and still in front of the liquor cabinet.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:44 pm to
This is a pretty cool "like a boss" pic though.

Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21363 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:46 pm to
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There were also totally unconfirmed reports that unicorns still existed in the country.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:47 pm to
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Kumdang-2


Not ad good as the first one. The whole franchise went downhill when Mandingo left.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68438 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:48 pm to
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developed miracle drug Kumdang-2 from ginseng and other ingredients - without saying which.
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the same drug cured deadly bird flu outbreaks in 2006 and 2013.

I guess the secret ingredient was a bullet to the head.
This post was edited on 6/19/15 at 2:49 pm
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11285 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:50 pm to
He will be dead within a year. Enjoy his accomplishments while you can.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68438 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:52 pm to
We need to praise Dear Leader and ask him to help fix the world's money issues. I would also like to see if he could give me some tips on my short game in golf.
Posted by fleaux
section 0
Member since Aug 2012
8741 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 3:02 pm to
YORO
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 3:05 pm to
Let me know when he invents the "wannagiveblowjob pill"
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21827 posts
Posted on 6/19/15 at 3:13 pm to
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Sweet Geebus...Is he getting Fatter????


Divine Leader no get fatter.

World get smaller around Divine Leader.
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