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Fifth grader invents Measuring shovel

Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:26 am
Posted by TechDawg2007
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:26 am
Why didn't I think of this

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This post was edited on 6/24/16 at 11:29 am
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted by Bmath
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Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39547 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:29 am to
Chinese firm copies design, kid receives nothing.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:31 am to
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Why didn't I think of this


Because it's dumb.

Post hole digger, maybe. Nobody digs a deep hole with a spade shovel.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:33 am to
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Why didn't I think of this

Because you're not smarter than a 5th grader
Posted by Odinson
Asgard
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:33 am to
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“I don’t want to get too rich though. Just rich enough so I can retire when I’m 30.”


Same here.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50205 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:34 am to
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Because it's dumb.


Not really.

This is another one of those things that is so simple it seems stupid.

Nope. This kid will be OT rich by his teens.

Good for him.

I can't wait to buy one of those things.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61081 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:34 am to
Shovel looks crooked at the bottom, kind of skews the measure. I think people who have eye-balled enough measurements could make an assessment.

Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15079 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:35 am to
If your Mexican labor doesn't have all the measuring marks worn off that shovel by the end of the day. They need to be fired
Posted by SeauxLeauxHeaux
Member since Mar 2014
528 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:35 am to
kid must be a huge "Holes" fan
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21702 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:36 am to
Kids about to get a quick lesson in patent law:

From 2008 -

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One embodiment of a shovel with depth measuring increments is an implement that includes increments (1) of inches, feet, centimeters, and meters along a handle (2) and a blade (3). This unique shovel is constructed so that indicia extend along the vertical positioning of the implement from the tip of the blade to the top of the handle. The blade and the handle both have indicia clearly marked. Other embodiments are described and shown.


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13.) A depth measuring system including a shaft; a blade member attached to one end of the shaft; and graduated markings along a portion of the length of the shaft and the blade member, wherein a user can accurately and quickly determine the dimensions of any hole or material.




This post was edited on 6/24/16 at 11:39 am
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:38 am to
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Because it's dumb.

Post hole digger, maybe. Nobody digs a deep hole with a spade shovel.


Well we see who's never buried a body.
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
24791 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:39 am to
I have to admit I have never used a shovel but why in the world would this be helpful
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Fifth grader invents Measuring shovel by TechDawg2007


Better known as the BBC Tester
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80863 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:40 am to
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have to admit I have never used a shovel
What in the frick dude

Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:45 am to
Whelp I know whats gonna get added to the serial killer starter pack..
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124170 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:46 am to
How the hell have you never used a shovel?
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38201 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:46 am to
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kid must be a huge "Holes" fan


Underrated post

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threeputt


quote:

I have to admit I have never used a shovel


This post was edited on 6/24/16 at 11:47 am
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
24791 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:47 am to
Why would I have needed to use one
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