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Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:41 pm
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
55103 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:41 pm
...if the kid can read!"


--Mitch

Post your favorites!
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18776 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:46 pm to
I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about.
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
Member since Sep 2011
7879 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:50 pm to
My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:50 pm to
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22884 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:51 pm to
RIP
Posted by geauxtigers6492
Admin in Waiting
Member since Jun 2008
3981 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:56 pm to
I want to be the guy who names kitchen appliances, all you do is say what it does and ad -er to it.

What does this thing do?
Keeps shite fresh.
Well that's a fresher. Im going on break.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:58 pm to
I like escalators because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an “Escalator Temporarily Out of Order” sign. Only an “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience.”
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
eta: damnit.
This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 10:00 pm
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66883 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:00 pm to
I have no problem not listening to The Temptations, which is weird.
Posted by brett randall
Depends on the moment.
Member since Feb 2007
1766 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:05 pm to
Bigfoot is blurry.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:06 pm to
Posted by jembeurt
Raceland
Member since Apr 2008
8804 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:10 pm to
If you guessed a handful, you are correct.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
55103 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:28 pm to
Google, bruh!
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:29 pm to
I wanna be a race car passanger
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
55103 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:05 pm to
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would be upset if she heard me say that.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:06 pm to
We got spaghetti... And blankets.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
55103 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:12 pm to
I want to take a moment to talk about the differences between frogs and bears...
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:32 pm to
If you are flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.

Gone too early, that one was. Glad I got to see him live before.

Edit: How'd I forget this one?

My apartment is infested with koala bars. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don’t want ‘em to. I’m like, “Hey, hold on fellas. Let me hold one of you.”
This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 11:34 pm
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30162 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:38 pm to
Fifty shades of Grey
Posted by geauxtigers6492
Admin in Waiting
Member since Jun 2008
3981 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

My apartment is infested with koala bars. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don’t want ‘em to. I’m like, “Hey, hold on fellas. Let me hold one of you.”



...and feed you a leaf.
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