I don't like to sleep with a guy's dick ON me much less IN me.
I was little spooned up with my SO one night... kind of a hot night so no covers on... Woke up and felt something the right girth and kinda cool on my leg just above my knee... I mumbled "Feel free to put that wherever you want to
" to which he was "Huh? What are you talking about?
" So I said "On my leg
" and he said "What? The TV remote?
" Good times.