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ever been violently Ill on a plane?

Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:50 am
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:50 am
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Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:52 am to
Did you eat the fish?
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
53591 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:52 am to
I've been so hungover returning from a few bachelor parties that I didn't care if the plane stayed up or not
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8034 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:52 am to
ever been in a Turkish prison?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69047 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:53 am to
I once took a shite on a plane so bad, it had to turn around.
It was horrible. I didn't fes up to it though.


Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a shite So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again - article

wasn't really me of course

quote:

A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shite so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shite bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. Your a-hole is essentially a terrorist.
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 7:54 am
Posted by Leonard Threenette
Member since Jul 2014
874 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:56 am to
quote:

I've been so hungover returning from a few bachelor parties that I didn't care if the plane stayed up or not


This made me
Posted by CaptainJ47
Gonzales
Member since Nov 2007
7332 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:59 am to
Not ill but a sinus headache that made me feel like my head was exploding. Couldn't stop shaking.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
51655 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:00 am to
no
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70002 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:02 am to
I felt like dog shite coming back from Omaha one year. 2 weeks of 16 oz cans had me hurting. Had to run to the bathroom to puke multiple times. Could bare wait for the seatbelt sign to go off.
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1732 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:05 am to
quote:

'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Posted by SpiderY2Bannana
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
474 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:05 am to
Yes.

Went down to Buenos Aires with a bunch of friends. On a grass fed beeffor dinner, dos California's from McDonalds for lunch, and a lot of quilmes and Malbac was the diet pretty much the entire time. Combine that with me taking a couple 2-3 hour naps twice a day (after, and sometimes during class when I'd skip) and I felt like I was gonna die on the way back.

All three of us that flew back together we're sick. I had to get an IV the next day when I got back to Nola. One of my friends, he's about 6-4, didn't take a poop once in the entire 10 days we were there!!

We'd be out eating steak and he'd be sitting there all bloated and pissed off like he was on his period.

The plane ride back my cousin and I sat next to some really hot chicks on the way to ATL. I was useless. Hardly had the energy to talk, much less try and flirt.

Awesome trip though
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65497 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:11 am to
I tried to be violently ill but an Air Marshal told me I legally could only be civilly ill on a domestic common carrier unless I were properly licensed to ill.
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 8:11 am
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33055 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:14 am to
I've been violently hungover
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33055 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:15 am to
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Did you eat the fish?


solid airplane reference
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11640 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:18 am to
I was gassy so bad in a flight from Minneapolis that the passenger in front of me was directing his little a/c vents in my direction. Good thing it was only a 2-3 hour flight.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:19 am to
My MIL has really bad motion sickness. Hadn't flown in years and figured she would be ok taking some OTC stuff for her flight to Florida for our wedding. Not the case. She got so sick on her first leg of her trip(Phoenix to Houston) she had to be wheeled off plane by medics. Delta put her and her husband up in a hotel near the airport in Houston. All their luggage went on to Florida without them. Had to take a cab the next day to an urgent care to get prescription motion sickness patches so they could still finish traveling for the wedding. They were originally supposed to arrive the Thursday before our wedding....they arrived 2 hours the day of instead.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18893 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:29 am to
Bunch of us went to Vegas one weekend. Buddy was so sick on the way back that they talked about diverting the flight to get him to medics. We just kept telling them he was only hungover. Of course we were all still drunk so that didn't help.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:32 am to
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diverting the flight to get him to medics


If my MIL would have gotten really sick in the beginning or closer to middle of flight they would have done this. For her it was really towards the end of the flight that she was feeling the worst...so they were too close to Houston to divert.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:33 am to
Yes, not a good feeling. Thought I was going to die, have had sinus infections, usually get super sick during international flights
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63180 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:35 am to
No. But let's just say I'm glad I haven't had to do any flying the past few days.
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