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Ever Been on a Date With a Vegetarian?

Posted on 3/25/15 at 7:55 pm
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17086 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 7:55 pm
Where the frick do I bring this chick to dinner?

Ahole move if I eat meat?.....because it's definitely happening.

Does this mean she won't eat my cock meat sandwich?



.......how have I not met more vegetarians....
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134817 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 7:57 pm to
Ask her if you can plow her bean field
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36366 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 7:57 pm to
I dated a chick who "turned" vegetarian and then finally vegan..

After we couldn't go out for wine and cheese, that was it.

It depends on what kind of vegetarian she is.. I knew a chick who would eat the shite out of French Fries from McDonald's and claim it was healthier than the burgers.

But I bet anything Thai would work... Pad Thai with vegetables is a thing, right?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141438 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

Ever Been on a Date With a Vegetarian?
once, but she got offended when I tried to arrange a meating
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
52823 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 7:58 pm to
I've actually learned that is a deal breaker for me. I respect those who do it for health reasons, but it's just too much of a pain to deal with. If she can eat seafood, you're OK. If she's a vegan, forget it.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47119 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 7:58 pm to
Eat what she eats so you can have some fish for a late night snack.
Posted by tracytiger
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2009
3631 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 7:58 pm to
You are going on a date with a kook!
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17086 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

once, but she got offended when I tried to arrange a meating


Heh. Not helpful but still solid punning.
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8152 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

Where the frick do I bring this chick to dinner?

Chelsea's, Thai Pepper, Bay Leaf
quote:

Ahole move if I eat meat?.....because it's definitely happening.

Nope.
quote:

Does this mean she won't eat my cock meat sandwich?

Well that would certainly be an a-hole move!
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171024 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 7:59 pm to
Every restaurant has vegetarian options. Tell that bitch to get a side salad
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134817 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 8:00 pm to
Does she eat seafood?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141438 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

"turned" vegetarian and then finally vegan
I'm not going to ask the difference, as I don't give a flying frick
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55940 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 8:01 pm to
yep...went to a resturant in New Orleans called Seed...

I had a cauliflower burger and some tofu gumbo...honestly, they did a pretty good job considering the limitations....absolutely nothing that I would go back for, though...
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36366 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

Does she eat seafood?
I could deal with a vegetarian as long as she ate fish... Complete dealbreaker.

eta: Great question, btw.
This post was edited on 3/25/15 at 8:03 pm
Posted by captainahab
Highway Trio8
Member since Dec 2014
1598 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 8:02 pm to
Full blown vegetarians put out some strange odors. Be prepared!
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
420876 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 8:03 pm to
wanted to ask a vegan out last winter, but was too busy with the campaign. now she has a bf

Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52726 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 8:03 pm to
Cheddar's Casual Cafe has some fine vegetarian options such as onion rings and cheese fries. Taking her there is sure to get you laid IMO.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39725 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 8:07 pm to
Get out now. They all try to convert. If your girl is a vegetarian, then she will expect you to be. Run!
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55940 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

I'm not going to ask the difference, as I don't give a flying frick


hell of a difference...
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63147 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Does this mean she won't eat my cock meat sandwich?


When she finally does, right in the middle of the deed, suddenly yell out, "BOOM! That's what I thought, ya hypocritical trick!"
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