Dude punked out at the Sonic by my dog - white trash stories

So, I was in the lane to get on the interstate. Some dumbfrick in a trailblazer with mossy oak stickers waited till the last second to get over and aggressively cut right in front of me squeezing in between me and a Tahoe. There was no vehicles behind me.

His old arse trailblazer had a hard time getting up to speed as his trailblazer let out black smoke. I passed him aggressively and got over in front of him. I don't think he liked it as he started riding my arse. Little did he know I had my mossy oak shirt on. I obliged his tailgating with a mandatory brake check. He sure as shite didn't like that. He followed and kept right behind me for about 12 miles until I got off, in which he decided to get off to. I turned and he followed. So I got the picture and pulled into Sonic and jumped into a stall.
He stopped behind me mouthing so I again obliged him by getting out of my truck with my 115lb Rottweiler.

He then decided he didn't want any and and drove off.

I caught back up with him a mile down the road and he wouldn't even look over so I could give him the bird.

My white trash > his white trash