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philly444
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South North America
Member since Nov 2008
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Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!

Any advice on things I could do to pass or somehow clean myself by then?! I'm talking about only marijuana also.

FWIW I'm fully expecting it to be a cheap, low quality type drug test.


TideHater
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re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
Drink at least a quart of bleach


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wasteland
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Member since Apr 2011
2043 posts

re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
light a J and relax


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Master of Sinanju
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4427 posts

re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
Poppy seed cakes.


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SuperSaint
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re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
How about you take your lick and learn your lesson.....


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redstick13
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Cameroon
Member since Feb 2007
22696 posts

re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
Dilution is your only hope.

Go buy some test strips and do a practice run tonight.


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PurpleandGold Motown
Alabama Fan
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
14049 posts

re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
Well, if they aren't going to test the weight. Dilute your urine, drink a cup of coffee, and take B-12 tablet.

How long has it been since you smoked and how often do you smoke?


Mac
Michigan State Fan
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Member since Nov 2007
9956 posts

re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
How fat are you?

How often do you smoke?


meaux5
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threeputt
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21743 posts

re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
Stop doing drugs, you dope head


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baytiger
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Boston
Member since Dec 2007
44472 posts

re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
there are lots of unemployed people who want your job

Congrats.


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Topwater Trout
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Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
Drink vinegar


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PurpleandGold Motown
Alabama Fan
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
14049 posts

re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
Also, don't exercise excessively. That's not a good thing if you are dirty for pot.


Geaux Smoke
LSU Fan
Aspen, California
Member since Aug 2010
1977 posts

re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
You deserve to fail douchebag. Have fun!


redstick13
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Cameroon
Member since Feb 2007
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re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
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Well, if they aren't going to test the weight. Dilute your urine, drink a cup of coffee, and take B-12 tablet.



Do not drink coffee. Water only. Caffeine is a diuretic and will make him pee out more of the THC.

Water only. I can't stress that enough.


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white perch
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re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
Get someone elses urine.


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bamabenny
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8859 posts

re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
How longs it been since you toked up?


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xXLSUXx
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Member since Oct 2010
8598 posts
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re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
I have a cleansing kit. Will get you clean guaranteed. Just one easy payment of $149.99. I'll have it to you in one hour as well.


Chadaristic
Alabama Fan
SWFL
Member since Jan 2011
17522 posts

re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
quote:

Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!


quote:

"The sky is the limit and when you look up high you're gonna see that ima be in it" - lil wayne





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philly444
LSU Fan
South North America
Member since Nov 2008
2704 posts

re: Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
I'm not fat. Just 170 lbs. I smoked 2 days ago and I smoked 3 days before that, and before that time I went a full 4 weeks without smoking. I was thinking of smuggling Visine and using some to dilute my urine


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