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Domesticated Nutria Rat? Update: She confessed! Xmas card pic in OP

Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:09 am
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:09 am
So, last night I go pick up my little sister (12, no pics) for Christmas dinner with the grandparents. Talking on the way, she starts telling me about these "cute" nutria rats in the backfield (basically a big pond and wooded area) of the neighborhood. Being a big brother, I casually make the remark that she ought be careful around them because they can be aggressive and she wont be as pretty with a couple of missing fingers.

So this is where it takes a turn. Her response was "don't worry! they don't bite!" which obviously confused me. I said sure they do but she insisted. So I asked how she knows they don't bite; she goes flush red and starts acting really guilty. Then she starts making me promise not tell my parents whatever it is that she is about to tell me. Now I cant help but laugh because knowing her, it could be anything.

Sure enough, she goes on to tell me that she found a furless baby nutria away from the pond. She "thought it was dead so she had to try to resuscitate it" (which she did, and yes she used that word and I have no clue how she knows that word ). She then goes on to tell me that she's been feeding it carrots, grapes, milk from a bottle, etc.

At this point I'm extremely skeptical but still doubled over with laughter. I ask how long she had been mothering this rat - "4 weeks." I ask if he has a name - "Tandon". I say how do you know its a "he" - "I googled it and he has a little...". Now I'm almost crying laughing and thinking "oh shite shes being dead serious" at the same time. Then she says she googled "Nutria Rats as pets" and nothing came up.

Well, then it hits me that she cannot be nurturing a baby rat out in its natural habitat which means...
"So where in the world are you keeping this thing?"
her response: "It lives in my dresser"
I literally almost wrecked my truck. She goes on to tell me that they take him back to the pond almost every day to play. She said they have even tried to release him a couple of times but he just swims right back to her and her friend. AND she swears she even trained him to use the bathroom on something called a potty pad. Since we were headed to eat, I asked her where he was right now - "Oh, Mallory said she would keep him tonight"

So, needless to say, my sister just let me in on the biggest family secret to date: there is a 5-week old nutria rat living in her dresser drawer and my parents have no idea. But I promised not to tell because there's no way I can break her trust. And I kinda want to see how this plays out.

Sorry for the wall of text but I had to share this. Has anyone else ever had a pet nutria rat? Is this a thing? Or did my 12 yo sister just tap into a new market? And serious question, is it dangerous? I don't think it would be impossible to domesticate one, but I honestly have no idea.

TLDR: My 12 yo sister saved a newborn baby nutria rat's life. She has been mothering it for a month, while it lives in her dresser. My parents have no clue.

Merry Christmas, OT!

UPDATE: At my parents now. Sister just sent me this pic.

She's feeding it fruit smoothie through a syringe

Also, for clarification purposes, she sent me this picture, which explains the name. I seriously cannot stop laughing. My parents are clueless.

Moar pics on page 5!

Update: She confessed!


This post was edited on 12/25/16 at 5:28 pm
Posted by MapGuy
I was born,I grew older,I'm here
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:11 am to


you have to keep us posted on how this plays out

get her to send you a pic
Posted by WPBTiger
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Member since Nov 2011
30872 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:11 am to
quote:

little sister (12, no pics)


Pics of nutria.
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
35693 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:12 am to
Subtle truck brag is subtle
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:13 am to
Pics....










Of the nutria pet dresser suite
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
8185 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:15 am to
quote:

you have to keep us posted on how this plays out

I definitely will
quote:

get her to send you a pic

working on getting them discretely. She says there are pics and videos
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24094 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:15 am to
I've never seen them domesticated. But after my friends dog fighting ring was busted, we decided to evolve our operation, and started a Nutria fighting club. We've even had nutria's fight capybaras. There's good money in it.


Eta: after seeing Tandon, I feel a little guilty about that joke. But it still stays.
This post was edited on 12/24/16 at 11:44 am
Posted by Motorboat
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Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:15 am to
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This post was edited on 12/23/16 at 10:18 am
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24094 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:16 am to
quote:

Pics of nutria.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:16 am to
I've known people to have pet rats... so... I guess it's possible.
Posted by rickyh
Positiger Nation
Member since Dec 2003
12453 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:17 am to
They do make great pets and don't bite. But they will gnaw on the furniture when they get bigger. We kept ours in our pond once they matured. They would come when we called them. They loved to be held.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
8185 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:18 am to
quote:

you sure like some exclamation points

Really? Because there is only 3 in that entire wall of text.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:19 am to
WTF sort of name is Tandon anyway?
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35537 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:21 am to
Great story
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
8185 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:21 am to
quote:

They do make great pets and don't bite. But they will gnaw on the furniture when they get bigger. We kept ours in our pond once they matured. They would come when we called them. They loved to be held.

I assume you are being honest. If so, that's awesome! I will have to let her know. I am afraid she's already attached. She did say he loves to be held and she said his mannerisms are really funny. I want to see this thing for myself !
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81604 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:23 am to
Tried it once. Little focker got snippy at some point. With those teeth, snippy is not good. I released Bitey back to the wild.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:23 am to
This is fantastic.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5643 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:24 am to
A kid down the street (late 80s Metry, brah) from me had one as a pet. It completely fricked up their yard.

Tell your sis that you have a special place to release it. Be sure to keep the tail for a quick $4 bounty.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13548 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:24 am to
Raise that thing to be fat and happy for about a year.......and then cook some rice chere'.
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:26 am to
quote:

Nutria can be rather social animals and sometimes live in large colonies, reproducing prolifically. Females have two or three litters every year, each consisting of five to seven young. These animals mature quickly and remain with their mothers for only a month or two
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