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Dog lost...War Machine caught by US Marshals and local PD

Posted on 8/15/14 at 5:25 pm
Posted by cleetus
Houston
Member since Nov 2010
4031 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 5:25 pm
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The United States Marshal's Service requested assistance from the Simi Valley Police Department to effect the arrest of Jonathan "War Machine" Koppenahver on 8/15/14 at approximately 1:45 P.M. 

The United States Marshal possessed an arrest warrant for Koppenhaver stemming from an incident in Las Vegas Nevada last week. Koppenhaver was a former resident of Simi Valley and the Marshals investigation indicated he was possibly staying in Simi Valley, CA. 

Further investigation revealed he was staying at the Extended Stay America Hotel located at 2498 Stearns Street in Simi Valley. Simi Valley Officers along side United States Marshals pinpointed his exact room and arrested him without incident. 

Inside the room was a small quantity of cash and some pizza. The United States Marshal's Service turned Mr. Koppenhaver over to the Simi Valley Police Department for booking on his warrant from Nevada. He was transported to the Ventura County Jail. 

All further inquiries should be directed to the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department or the United States Marshals Service. Simi Valley Police are providing this as notification of the incident and have no further investigative role in the criminal investigation.

Posted by McCringleberryy
Member since Dec 2012
4306 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 5:26 pm to
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Inside the room was a small quantity of cash and some pizza.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124048 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 5:27 pm to
Damn hoping they would have put him down instead of bringing him in
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98067 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 5:27 pm to
Tommy Lee Jones 1, Dwayne Chapman 0.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102937 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 5:50 pm to
Damn. Koppenhaver is lucky Leland didn't get a hold of his arse. he is much safer in jail. I hope this POS dies
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39123 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 5:53 pm to
amazing Dog didn't find him first with his superior detective skills

Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124048 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 5:55 pm to
This might be a good thing for her

In the last few days people have donated over 65,000 dollars to her
This post was edited on 8/15/14 at 5:55 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
71968 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 5:57 pm to
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In the last few days people have donated over 65,000 dollars to her
Will never understand this.
Posted by LukeSidewalker
Mobile, Alabama
Member since Dec 2012
8417 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 5:57 pm to
I sort of wanted dog to get him. He could have gave him great life advice.
Posted by The10Mann
Member since Aug 2014
63 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 5:59 pm to
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He could have gave him great life advice.


And a cigarette
Posted by Mickey Donovan
Southie
Member since Aug 2014
672 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 6:03 pm to
Don't make dog and his crew wet up their shirts with them paintball pellets.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102937 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 6:05 pm to
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superior detective work


He runs all possible angles. Never know who might want to be a hero out there and help out the dog.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120100 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 6:06 pm to
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Inside the room was a small quantity of cash and some pizza.


This made me laugh my arse off for some reason
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19237 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 6:16 pm to
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In the last few days people have donated over 65,000 dollars to her
Will never understand this.


hardcore white knighting
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46385 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 6:21 pm to
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In the last few days people have donated over 65,000 dollars to her



So, $65,000 worth of dvd purchases or is this an estimate of would-be sperm donations?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124048 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 6:28 pm to
She has some fund set up On some fundraising site. She's at 65,000 trying to get to 100,000
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12012 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 6:34 pm to
I was 'making fun' when this first happened, but after seeing the pics it's amazing this girl is still alive. Nobody deserves that or should be in a situation like that. Glad this loser was caught. Hopefully she'll have a good recovery and find a better situation in life.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37241 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 6:34 pm to
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arrested him without incident.


Guess that pussy was going to fight any cops. They could have at least lit him up with rubber bullets and tasers.
Posted by ACTIGER2012
Member since Dec 2011
421 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 6:34 pm to
Posted by jtran1988
Corndog U
Member since Oct 2008
5321 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 6:44 pm to
Haha white knights
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