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Does being too well hung actually work against you?
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:10 am
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:10 am
No, this is not a subtle brag thread - I get "I don't think that thing is going to do me any good."
When I practiced in Tyler, our receptionist was a very hot East Texas girl. She met a car dealer from far North Texas who was apparently very well hung. He invited her to go to Hong Kong with him. They apparently met up for a different kind of test drive and when he whipped it out, she said "you aren't putting that in me" and left. No Hong Kong trip.
She was only 21 at the time. I assume youth could be a factor in her decision.
When I practiced in Tyler, our receptionist was a very hot East Texas girl. She met a car dealer from far North Texas who was apparently very well hung. He invited her to go to Hong Kong with him. They apparently met up for a different kind of test drive and when he whipped it out, she said "you aren't putting that in me" and left. No Hong Kong trip.
She was only 21 at the time. I assume youth could be a factor in her decision.
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Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:10 am to chinhoyang
no
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:12 am to chinhoyang
Your mom has no issue.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:12 am to chinhoyang
Sounds like his penis was gross, and he passed it off as being too big. Probably had some nasty deformity
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:13 am to chinhoyang
Yes. It does. Even porn stars will tell you they prefer average size most of the time.
There's a whole subreddit devoted to it.
Anyone who says otherwise has not lived that life.
There's a whole subreddit devoted to it.
Anyone who says otherwise has not lived that life.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:13 am to chinhoyang
This whore tells all her coworkers about her sexual misadventures?
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:13 am to chinhoyang
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our receptionist was a very hot East Texas girl
So rather than hit it, you sat around gossiping about her past experiences with bigger men than you?
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:14 am to chinhoyang
I've never worried about it. :/
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:15 am to chinhoyang
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he whipped it out, she said "you aren't putting that in me"
never had that problem
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:15 am to chinhoyang
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They apparently met up for a different kind of test drive and when he whipped it out, she said "you aren't putting that in me" and left. No Hong Kong trip.
So he invited a girl to Hong Kong who he hadn't even banged yet?
Sounds like she was just using his dick as an excuse to get away from the creep.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:16 am to PearlJam
My gf dated this dude in college who everyone knew was part horse. She tells me that she hated it and they never had sex.
I'm sure she's lying to me, but I could care less. She fakes it we'll enough. She also talks about how there's negative infinity chance she would've let him go backdoor but she lets me like once or twice a year when she's really drunk so all good.
Average peen has its benefits!
I'm sure she's lying to me, but I could care less. She fakes it we'll enough. She also talks about how there's negative infinity chance she would've let him go backdoor but she lets me like once or twice a year when she's really drunk so all good.
Average peen has its benefits!
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:16 am to Cosmo
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This whore tells all her coworkers about her sexual misadventures?
She'd tell you anything (but she was very likeable and the stories were interesting).
She married a professional roper who was running buddies with George Strait (got me some great tickets one time to a Strait concert which I didn't use).
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:16 am to PearlJam
I'm above average. That's all I care about.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:18 am to chinhoyang
It probably had more to do with the herpes
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:19 am to chinhoyang
quote:No, never.
Does being too well hung actually work against you?
I'll take 'questions guys with small dicks ask' for 100 Alex.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:20 am to chinhoyang
I know for a fact I don't have that big of a dick but I can't have sex as much as I would like because my SO is always complaining about being sore.
So if I had a really big dick...Yes this would likely be a problem.
So if I had a really big dick...Yes this would likely be a problem.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:20 am to chinhoyang
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She met a car dealer f
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"you aren't putting that in me"
a car dealer with a massive hog?
i bet his hair gel budget is like $200/month
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:21 am to chinhoyang
It's a cross some of us have to carry. Fortunately, my good looks and money make up for it.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:21 am to chinhoyang
I have no experience in that department. I'll defer my response to those that are.
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