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Does anyone else's wife squeeze the toothpaste tube like it owes her money?
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:20 am
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:20 am
Example: 
It drives me nuts.
It drives me nuts.
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Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:21 am to geauxtigers87
guess you aren't giving her anything else to squeeze?
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:21 am to geauxtigers87
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Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:21 am to geauxtigers87
looks like she is sloppy with the toothpaste also
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:22 am to MorbidTheClown
Just had a kid.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:22 am to geauxtigers87
Does your wife have man hands too? 
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:22 am to geauxtigers87
Thats about the way she squeezes my dick
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:23 am to geauxtigers87
We each have our own tube. What she does wth her tube is her business.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:24 am to CurDog
That's just a picture off the Internet
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:25 am to geauxtigers87
Pisses me off more than most things.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:38 am to geauxtigers87
Yes. fricking bitch... She also leaves her makeup on my side of the counter, doesn't clean the sink after she spits out her toothpaste, sheds like a dog when she brushes her hair, and so on and so forth.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:40 am to prostyleoffensetime
Does she leave the door open when she uses the bathroom and keep the toilet seat down? Makes me want to punch babies
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:42 am to geauxtigers87
Apropos of nothing, I was fricking this married chick on my lunch break a few days ago. Afterwards, she told me one of the reasons she cheats is that her husband is an anal a-hole who even complains about how she uses toothpaste.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:43 am to geauxtigers87
a great invention that i personally use and endorse
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:44 am to geauxtigers87
Had this problem for months and it made me irrationally angry. I solved it with a very simple solution: buy her a tube of toothpaste she is free to frick up. She's not allowed to touch my toothpaste and I don't touch hers.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:45 am to geauxtigers87
quote:
squeeze the toothpaste tube like it owes her money?
Are we actually talking about toothpaste here?
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:48 am to tiger rag 93
quote:
I solved it with a very simple solution: buy her a tube of toothpaste she is free to frick up.
that's what we've come to. It blows my mind how something so simple is such an oddly difficult task for some. I have my toothpaste in the cabinet that still looks like it came out of the box, she has hers in the drawer and it looks like it got run over by a semi.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:50 am to geauxtigers87
I was having this issue as well. Then I bought these.
you're welcome.
you're welcome.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:50 am to geauxtigers87
Mine rubs it like she's revving up a motorcycle
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:51 am to geauxtigers87
just here to see if this thread was actually about toothpaste or an innuendo for meat pistol, carry on
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