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Do Your Sneezes Stink?

Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:26 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63187 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:26 pm
Mine do. It's weird cause my bref doesn't stink.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:26 pm to
Aids
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20268 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:27 pm to
You probably have 20 year old mucus in your sinus. Nasty actually.
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5274 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:27 pm to
What a disgusting frick.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
39951 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:27 pm to
Damn baw you got dat nasal clap.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:28 pm to
Da frick?

You're dying dude. Seriously. You're a walking corpse.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89475 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:28 pm to
Sorry about the sinus cancer, baw.



(In all seriousness, I would get that checked out - to quote the President, "Not good.")
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:28 pm to
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It's weird cause my bref doesn't stink.


That's because you're used to the smell.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59584 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:29 pm to
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The smell: ammonia The cause: diabetes. liver, or kidney problems Diabetes or serious liver and kidney issues can cause your breath and sneezes to smell a bit like ammonia. If this is what your sneezes smell like, Raithatha suggests starting by going to an ENT doc who can get a detailed look into your mouth and nose before you go to a specialist.


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The smell: sweet The cause: diabetes-related complications The cause of a sweet-smelling sneeze is not as easy to pinpoint as other scents, says Raithatha. A sweet scent could point to a condition called ketoacidosis, a complication of diabetes that happens when your blood sugar is too high for too long. This rare smell can also be associated with an underlying dietary or medical issue, which is why you should visit your doc to help determine what’s going on.


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The smell: sour The cause: bad breath or gum disease Yup, bad breath = bad-smelling sneezes. When you sneeze, saliva is forced out of your nose and mouth, so stinky saliva means a smelly sneeze. If the problem persists even after popping a mint, the cause could be something more serious like gum disease, says Raithatha. Make sure you’re brushing, flossing, and cleaning your tongue regularly to keep your breath in check and your gums healthy. Going to the dentist twice a year for a cleaning and dental exam are your best bets for ensuring a healthy mouth and catching gum disease early.


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The smell: foul The cause: sinus infection The most common cause of a smelly sneeze is a sinus infection, says Roheen Raithatha, M.D., an ear, nose and throat (ENT) specialist in New York.“During a sinus infection, the infected mucus becomes stagnant in the nose and filled with foul-smelling bacteria, which can give it a bad odor,” he says. “This mucus is then expelled out the nose during a sneeze.” Yuck. If you suspect this is what you have, visit your doc—he can prescribe an antibiotic that will help clear up the infection.
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70074 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:29 pm to
If I've been in a particularly dusty place and then later I sneeze, it will smell like dust, which isn't that pleasant. But normally, no, they don't stink.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:32 pm to

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Mine do. It's weird cause my bref doesn't stink.




There's obviously something wrong with your body. You probably need an enema. Either that or just lock yourself in a room and stop eating and drinking water until the lights go out.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63187 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:33 pm to
Take comfort. There is nothing wrong with me. My sneezes just smell like old people.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:33 pm to
quote:


Do Your Sneezes Stink?


No.

But they do cause aches/pain in my shoulders.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:35 pm to
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Take comfort. There is nothing wrong with me. My sneezes just smell like old people.



I'd get an enema anyway if I were you. Just to be safe. Or a prostate exam.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68262 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:35 pm to
Probably got some jizz in it when you blew your boyfriend
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63187 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:37 pm to
I thought this thread would encourage others to confide about their sneezes, not inspire foul remarks.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:42 pm to
I honestly think you're all alone on this one.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76169 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:47 pm to
Sometimes after I scratch my butt my finger smells like dirty vagina. I kind of like it.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:49 pm to
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Sometimes after I scratch my butt my finger smells like dirty vagina. I kind of like it.


You have Vagina-arse. Its a precursor to coming down with the gay.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19240 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:56 pm to
Only when my nose is up your mom's rear end.
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