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re: Do you think you could date a pornstar?
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:50 pm to Mr Personality
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:50 pm to Mr Personality
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Pornstars wear a lot of makeup, but they can work a fricking dick
Its a waste of time for them to put it on. It will just just come off when getting throat gagged.
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Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:52 pm to Mr Personality
It's kind of in the job description lol. What's interesting, and also very sad, is that the average life expectancy of these women is very low.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:54 pm to Mr Personality
So can any lass that isn't frigid.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:57 pm to TulaneFan
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the average life expectancy of these women is very low.
Even better, before you get tired of them, you will be getting another one.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 5:11 pm to TulaneFan
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No, couldn't do it. Any ordinary baw would get lost inside that vag, unless you have a 13" ween.
Having sex with a lot of partners, or even a lot of well-endowed partners, doesn't make a vagina 'loose.'
Posted on 10/20/16 at 5:14 pm to AlonsoWDC
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No, couldn't do it. Any ordinary baw would get lost inside that vag, unless you have a 13" ween.
Also, once you reach thirteen inches, that is no longer a 'ween,' my friend.
That is a MEAN!
Posted on 10/20/16 at 5:25 pm to AlonsoWDC
actually this as good a time as any to announce that Sunny and I are engaged
she's very happy
she's very happy
Posted on 10/20/16 at 5:37 pm to BugaPainTrain7
Which pornstar?
Posted on 10/20/16 at 5:49 pm to BugaPainTrain7
This board was much better when ya were banned
Posted on 10/20/16 at 5:54 pm to CAD703X
3b, 1b, 4b, 3a...the rest can go home
Posted on 10/20/16 at 5:54 pm to BugaPainTrain7
Yes. If I weren't already off the market. 
Posted on 10/20/16 at 5:59 pm to BugaPainTrain7
Sure. Maybe I could be her pimp.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:02 pm to BugaPainTrain7
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I wouldn't give a shite, she'd be coming home to daddy at night
No, she'd be coming home with daddy issues at night.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:05 pm to PairofDucks
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Somehow, Tori Black is married with two kids and continues to work.
Because she and her spouse don't trip over stupid shite.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:11 pm to PhilipMarlowe
this one
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:11 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Tori Black
You could drive an M-1 tank through her butthole. I can't imagine being married to a woman with two Grand Canyons for orifices.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:12 pm to BugaPainTrain7
Id marry Eva Angelina tomorrow.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:25 pm to BabyTac
You must like Shane Diesel.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:28 pm to Mars duMorgue
Hyperbole. Vaginas are resilient.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:37 pm to BugaPainTrain7
You'd think they come from very dysfunctional backgrounds, and most of them probably do, but some of them are pretty normal. I did some research a while back out of curiosity. One is the daughter of a big building contractor in FL. She quit and went to nursing school. Another is the sister of someone pretty high up in the Pentagon. Porn star Ariel X is a competitive Brazilian Ju Jitsu fighter.
It's got to be weird having it hanging over you all the time though. I listened to an interview with eighties star Sharon Kane one time. She lives in a little town in the California desert. She's a talented artist, and the local school needed an art teacher, but she said there was no way she would ever be hired with her past.
It's got to be weird having it hanging over you all the time though. I listened to an interview with eighties star Sharon Kane one time. She lives in a little town in the California desert. She's a talented artist, and the local school needed an art teacher, but she said there was no way she would ever be hired with her past.
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