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Dear Shelley.
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:02 pm
You are a beautiful, sexy, vivacious woman. So full of life. Truly a treasure.
I know this recent ordeal must have left you lonely and hurting, wondering if you have any friends. I just want you to know that you have a friend -- me -- who wants to soothe your pain. Most men just talk a good game because they want butt sex. I want your mind. I want you to cry on my shoulder. I want to put you on a pedestal and give you half of my possessions.
Whenever you're ready, I'm here. Do you like walks on the beach, holding hands, ice cream cones, puppies, and unicorns? Me too!
Call me.
All my love, XOXO
Slippy
I know this recent ordeal must have left you lonely and hurting, wondering if you have any friends. I just want you to know that you have a friend -- me -- who wants to soothe your pain. Most men just talk a good game because they want butt sex. I want your mind. I want you to cry on my shoulder. I want to put you on a pedestal and give you half of my possessions.
Whenever you're ready, I'm here. Do you like walks on the beach, holding hands, ice cream cones, puppies, and unicorns? Me too!
Call me.
All my love, XOXO
Slippy
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Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:02 pm to Slippy
DC PIIHB. Hit it and quit it.
This post was edited on 4/26/17 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:03 pm to Slippy
way too emotional for her tastes, shelley, i got your dick right here girl.
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:03 pm to Slippy
quote:
give you half of my possessions
she's already married
but her husband seems like the type that would be cool with the rest of your post
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:03 pm to Slippy
Shelley would not let you smash, she likes Mexican teen boys.
Signed, stop starting stupid arse threads.
Signed, stop starting stupid arse threads.
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:04 pm to Slippy
quote:
Most men just talk a good game because they want butt sex.
Shelley sounds nice
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:04 pm to Slippy
Thats some beta shite, she doesnt want that
She just wants the D and lots of it
She just wants the D and lots of it
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:05 pm to Ash Williams
Wait, her husband stayed with her?? 
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:08 pm to Slippy
you're too old for her
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:09 pm to Slippy
She's not that good looking.
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:09 pm to Slippy
Hey Shelley, Native American that gets carded despite being in my late 20's. My last Gf's roommate started calling me "the pringles can" after walking in on me getting in the shower. Hit me up on snap and let me see what you're working with.
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:10 pm to Slippy
quote:
Dear Shelley
I'm 15
Get you some!!!
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:10 pm to StealthCalais11
quote:
Wait, her husband stayed with her??
of course, she's obviously a freak in bed. he's probably already planning the next threesome with her and rachel
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:17 pm to Slippy
It is high time for the "Leave Britney Alone" guy to make a similar video called "Leave Shelley Alone".
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:19 pm to StealthCalais11
quote:
Wait, her husband stayed with her??
he accepted 75% of the responsibility for the faults in their marriage, he vowed to do better so she stayed.
Posted on 4/26/17 at 3:30 pm to Slippy
Dear Shelley,
Yo soy mucho guapo y joven
Yo soy mucho guapo y joven
Posted on 4/26/17 at 10:11 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
he accepted 75% of the responsibility for the faults in their marriage, he vowed to do better so she stayed.
Yeah, he gave in and finally agreed to share the marital bedroom with Shelley and her girlfriend Rachel. What a trooper.
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