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Dear OT, was my response warranted/racist?
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:00 pm
Buying my wife a vehicle. Called bank, requested financing up to 40k. Good to go, just have to go to their any of their preferred dealers to complete the paperwork and have a month tp find what we want.
Find a few, wife is picky, no go.
Find what she wants in Houston. Low miles 4runner, 4x4, leather, very clean.
Call dealer. Get voicemail. Some guy calls back. His name is Jesus. Cool. He has an accent that isn't mexican but I can't place it. Nothing like some latin flair. I tell old Jesus, "I want to buy the 4runner, I don't need to negotiate the price, I have financing taken care of through a national bank. What do I need to do to pick it up saturday morning?"
Jesus starts selling me financing on a different car. I say, "Jesus, I wanna buy the 4runner, I don't need a Hyundai, what do I need to do?" Jesus goes back on a Hyundai speech.
I hang up.
Guy named Stein calls. I say, "Stein I wanna buy the 4runner you have, I have financing approved through my bank, I just wanna come get it on saturday, what do I meed to do?" Stein says, "Lemme go check if it's available, and Ill call you back with what you need to do." Just to clarify to Stein, "I couldn't make Jesus understand I just wanna buy the 4rrunner; I don't want a Hyundai; and I just need to know what I have to do."
He hangs up, I wait.
frickING JESUS CALLS BACK!!!
I explain I'm sorry, but I'm dealing with Stein. Jesus says, "yeah, he talked to me, if you want the vehicle held you have to put a 3000 dollar non refundable deposit on your CREDIT card."
My response, "That's the funniest fricking thing I've heard all day Jesus. You can keep it." Hung up.
Now in early college I sold cars, and I did fairly well, but I would never frick the dealership over to make a commission. And requiring a 3000$ payment that he's gonna make a immediate commission on at the risk of losing a complete sale is idiocy. 500 bucks is pretty standard.
Find a few, wife is picky, no go.
Find what she wants in Houston. Low miles 4runner, 4x4, leather, very clean.
Call dealer. Get voicemail. Some guy calls back. His name is Jesus. Cool. He has an accent that isn't mexican but I can't place it. Nothing like some latin flair. I tell old Jesus, "I want to buy the 4runner, I don't need to negotiate the price, I have financing taken care of through a national bank. What do I need to do to pick it up saturday morning?"
Jesus starts selling me financing on a different car. I say, "Jesus, I wanna buy the 4runner, I don't need a Hyundai, what do I need to do?" Jesus goes back on a Hyundai speech.
I hang up.
Guy named Stein calls. I say, "Stein I wanna buy the 4runner you have, I have financing approved through my bank, I just wanna come get it on saturday, what do I meed to do?" Stein says, "Lemme go check if it's available, and Ill call you back with what you need to do." Just to clarify to Stein, "I couldn't make Jesus understand I just wanna buy the 4rrunner; I don't want a Hyundai; and I just need to know what I have to do."
He hangs up, I wait.
frickING JESUS CALLS BACK!!!
I explain I'm sorry, but I'm dealing with Stein. Jesus says, "yeah, he talked to me, if you want the vehicle held you have to put a 3000 dollar non refundable deposit on your CREDIT card."
My response, "That's the funniest fricking thing I've heard all day Jesus. You can keep it." Hung up.
Now in early college I sold cars, and I did fairly well, but I would never frick the dealership over to make a commission. And requiring a 3000$ payment that he's gonna make a immediate commission on at the risk of losing a complete sale is idiocy. 500 bucks is pretty standard.
This post was edited on 9/24/15 at 8:01 pm
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:03 pm to X123F45
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frickING JESUS CALLS BACK!!!
He is risen.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:03 pm to X123F45
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My response, "That's the funniest fricking thing I've heard all day Jesus. You can keep it." Hung up.
It wasn't very funny IMO
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:03 pm to X123F45
Don't frick with the Jesus.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:03 pm to X123F45
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"I want to buy the 4runner, I don't need to negotiate the price, I have financing taken care of
Why wouldn't you negotiate?
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:05 pm to X123F45
How does race play into this?
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:06 pm to X123F45
CSB I'm seriously bookmarking to read again during halftime of the game Saturday. Thank you
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:09 pm to Jake88
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Why wouldn't you negotiate?
Honest answer, I can negotiate until my name hits the paper. I get there when they open and leave when they close. Eventually it becomes a game of how much is the sales guy and sales manager's time worth. I'd hang out all day to save 50 bucks just to enjoy besting another human being in a game of mental fortitude.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:09 pm to X123F45
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I don't need to negotiate the price
Well, that might be the dumbest thing I've ever read..
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:10 pm to X123F45
I wish you were selling me a car now fo sho. Damn, I'd get a great deal.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:12 pm to X123F45
Where does race play into this? You spoke to two Jews about a Japanese car.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:12 pm to X123F45
There wasn't any racism to be found? Confused how that claim could be made
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:13 pm to X123F45
How long did it take you to type this? Italics and BS and all?
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:13 pm to X123F45
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Honest answer, I can negotiate until my name hits the paper. I get there when they open and leave when they close. Eventually it becomes a game of how much is the sales guy and sales manager's time worth. I'd hang out all day to save 50 bucks just to enjoy besting another human being in a game of mental fortitude.
I do that every time I buy a car. I'll spend 3 hours with someone and walk out, no matter what. I take a few weeks and several visits to buy a car. I also call other dealerships and lie about the best offer a different dealership gave me. Invoice price? bullshite.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:13 pm to GRTiger
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Where does race play into this? You spoke to two Jews about a Japanese car.
Because the mexican was incompetent and the jew was spineless? Idk.
My wife said I was racist to Jesus and I may have called her a wetback.
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:13 pm to Upperdecker
Pretty sure this bro just wanted to tell us his cool story about being a bad arse to a 2000 year old pacifist.
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