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Dear OT, was my response warranted/racist?

Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:00 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27313 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:00 pm
Buying my wife a vehicle. Called bank, requested financing up to 40k. Good to go, just have to go to their any of their preferred dealers to complete the paperwork and have a month tp find what we want.

Find a few, wife is picky, no go.

Find what she wants in Houston. Low miles 4runner, 4x4, leather, very clean.

Call dealer. Get voicemail. Some guy calls back. His name is Jesus. Cool. He has an accent that isn't mexican but I can't place it. Nothing like some latin flair. I tell old Jesus, "I want to buy the 4runner, I don't need to negotiate the price, I have financing taken care of through a national bank. What do I need to do to pick it up saturday morning?"

Jesus starts selling me financing on a different car. I say, "Jesus, I wanna buy the 4runner, I don't need a Hyundai, what do I need to do?" Jesus goes back on a Hyundai speech.

I hang up.

Guy named Stein calls. I say, "Stein I wanna buy the 4runner you have, I have financing approved through my bank, I just wanna come get it on saturday, what do I meed to do?" Stein says, "Lemme go check if it's available, and Ill call you back with what you need to do." Just to clarify to Stein, "I couldn't make Jesus understand I just wanna buy the 4rrunner; I don't want a Hyundai; and I just need to know what I have to do."

He hangs up, I wait.




frickING JESUS CALLS BACK!!!

I explain I'm sorry, but I'm dealing with Stein. Jesus says, "yeah, he talked to me, if you want the vehicle held you have to put a 3000 dollar non refundable deposit on your CREDIT card."

My response, "That's the funniest fricking thing I've heard all day Jesus. You can keep it." Hung up.

Now in early college I sold cars, and I did fairly well, but I would never frick the dealership over to make a commission. And requiring a 3000$ payment that he's gonna make a immediate commission on at the risk of losing a complete sale is idiocy. 500 bucks is pretty standard.
This post was edited on 9/24/15 at 8:01 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83922 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:02 pm to
Good job, whitey.
Posted by cbi8
Nashville
Member since Mar 2012
6801 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:03 pm to
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frickING JESUS CALLS BACK!!!



He is risen.
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18773 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:03 pm to
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My response, "That's the funniest fricking thing I've heard all day Jesus. You can keep it." Hung up.


It wasn't very funny IMO
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
2992 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:03 pm to
Don't frick with the Jesus.

Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
67961 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

"I want to buy the 4runner, I don't need to negotiate the price, I have financing taken care of


Why wouldn't you negotiate?
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3744 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:05 pm to
How does race play into this?
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77910 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:06 pm to
frick Jesus!
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:06 pm to
CSB I'm seriously bookmarking to read again during halftime of the game Saturday. Thank you
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:07 pm to
Incredible story
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89810 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:07 pm to
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3000$



Bro...
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27313 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:09 pm to
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Why wouldn't you negotiate?



Honest answer, I can negotiate until my name hits the paper. I get there when they open and leave when they close. Eventually it becomes a game of how much is the sales guy and sales manager's time worth. I'd hang out all day to save 50 bucks just to enjoy besting another human being in a game of mental fortitude.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32374 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

 I don't need to negotiate the price



Well, that might be the dumbest thing I've ever read..
Posted by summersausage
Member since Jul 2010
1807 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:10 pm to
I wish you were selling me a car now fo sho. Damn, I'd get a great deal.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62685 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:12 pm to
Where does race play into this? You spoke to two Jews about a Japanese car.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30523 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:12 pm to
There wasn't any racism to be found? Confused how that claim could be made
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28895 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:13 pm to
How long did it take you to type this? Italics and BS and all?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
67961 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

Honest answer, I can negotiate until my name hits the paper. I get there when they open and leave when they close. Eventually it becomes a game of how much is the sales guy and sales manager's time worth. I'd hang out all day to save 50 bucks just to enjoy besting another human being in a game of mental fortitude.


I do that every time I buy a car. I'll spend 3 hours with someone and walk out, no matter what. I take a few weeks and several visits to buy a car. I also call other dealerships and lie about the best offer a different dealership gave me. Invoice price? bullshite.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27313 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

Where does race play into this? You spoke to two Jews about a Japanese car.



Because the mexican was incompetent and the jew was spineless? Idk.

My wife said I was racist to Jesus and I may have called her a wetback.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62685 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 8:13 pm to
Pretty sure this bro just wanted to tell us his cool story about being a bad arse to a 2000 year old pacifist.
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