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Crab Infestation plagues local chemical plant
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:25 pm
I have just been informed that the people who service our porta potty's have had to haul off and replace 40 porta pottys because they were all infested with crabs, and by crabs, I mean pubic lice. We have a big expansion going on and obviously we have some nasty arse contractors. Carry on OT, I love Monday's. 
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:26 pm to PolyPusher86
No, there was just some plant hot floozie who's been fricking everyone.
She just happens to have crabs.
They should all get tested now too.
She just happens to have crabs.
They should all get tested now too.
This post was edited on 2/8/16 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:26 pm to PolyPusher86
That seems more like a site problem and not a contractor problem.
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:26 pm to PolyPusher86
please say which plant
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:26 pm to fightin tigers
We don't use the porta potty's
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:27 pm to PolyPusher86
Plant name? Location?
I just hooked up with an oil field chick
I just hooked up with an oil field chick
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:27 pm to PolyPusher86
Is that the excuse you're going to use?
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:27 pm to PolyPusher86
Damn I'm never using a public toilet again
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:27 pm to fr33manator
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plant hot
Work numbs the senses, and you get this phenomenon.
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:27 pm to PolyPusher86
God daaayyuumm, that's nasty
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:28 pm to CadesCove
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Work numbs the senses, and you get this phenomenon.
After 2 months, anything with Tits and a pussy was starting to look good.
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:28 pm to PolyPusher86
I bet some dudes got in trouble with their wives over that..."but honey I swear I haven't cheated"
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:28 pm to PolyPusher86
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I have just been informed that the people who service our porta potty's have had to haul off and replace 40 porta pottys because they were all infested with crabs, and by crabs, I mean pubic lice
said PP86 to his wife
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:30 pm to Topwater Trout
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I bet some dudes got in trouble with their wives over that..."but honey I swear I haven't cheated"
You really believe the old "got crabs from a port-a-potty" story?
Of course, they probably tell their old men that it was their brother who stopped by while they were out...so it all comes around.
This post was edited on 2/8/16 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:36 pm to PolyPusher86
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big expansion going on
CF HAS CRABS!!!!
This post was edited on 2/8/16 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:36 pm to crazycubes
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said PP86 to his wife
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:38 pm to fr33manator
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You really believe the old "got crabs from a port-a-potty" story?
I bet some dudes are showing their wives this thread and saying "see I told ya"
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:40 pm to PolyPusher86
With so many women going bare, it's hard to imagine any kind of real crab infestation in this day and time.
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:44 pm to Topwater Trout
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some dudes are showing their wives this thread and saying "see I told ya"
Maybe that's why this thread was created
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:44 pm to PolyPusher86
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A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.
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Fact: According to the CDC, or Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, pubic lice cannot live on toilet seats. Pubic lice can only survive on humans. If they fall off, they die in less than 48 hours. Additionally, pubic lice have feet specialized to grip human hair. They cannot stick to a smooth surface like a toilet seat.
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Myth #3: Pubic lice can be transmitted by toilet seats, carpets, and furniture.
No. While I would be wrong to consider such transmission impossible, it is highly unlikely. Pubic lice aren't exactly nimble creatures. They cannot jump like fleas and they aren't very good crawlers, either. They have 6 burly legs that are really only good at one thing: grasping. Toilet seats, while high-traffic areas of bare bottoms, are very slippery and unlikely to host a louse for any significant period of time. And while they could hold onto the fibers of carpets and furniture, they cannot live very long without the blood of a human host and will likely perish before another scantily clad individual encounters the infested carpet or furniture.
This post was edited on 2/8/16 at 3:48 pm
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