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re: Coud you pull off a bank heist?
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:58 am to BayouBlitz
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:58 am to BayouBlitz
Yes, no doubt about it.
Wouldn't have to show a gun and would have time to chat up the teller and meet her for drinks later.
Wouldn't have to show a gun and would have time to chat up the teller and meet her for drinks later.
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:59 am to LSU8654722
If you really want to ensure you get a lot of cash, hit a weed dispensary in Colorado.
They'll have hundreds of thousands in cash apparently at any given time and no bank security. Just a safe, cameras, locking doors and armed guards, which is nothing compared to a bank.
They'll have hundreds of thousands in cash apparently at any given time and no bank security. Just a safe, cameras, locking doors and armed guards, which is nothing compared to a bank.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:07 am to BayouBlitz
It depends what you mean by pull off. I'm pretty much positive that I could get out of the building with the money. I remember reading an article a while back that bank employees are trained to cooperate with robbers. The money is insured anyway, and it isn't worth risking an employees life. It really isn't worth it to be a hero.
Whether or not I would go uncaught long term is another issue. It isn't like you can just take the money straight to your bank to deposit it in your checking account.
Whether or not I would go uncaught long term is another issue. It isn't like you can just take the money straight to your bank to deposit it in your checking account.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:08 am to TheCaterpillar
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They'll have hundreds of thousands in cash apparently at any given time and no bank security
That's it. Go in to sell a couple pounds. Clear security. When they open the safe to pay you. Take it all.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:10 am to LSUballs
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It's ran by old fossil arse blue haireds. No doubt I could overpower them even if they all banded together and descended upon me at once.
Like an elderly Voltron?
Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:31 am to LSU8654722
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Large scale smash and grab during an LSU football home game.
You plan on Dynamiting the vault there killer???
Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:35 am to BayouBlitz
Disguise and yes, I think it would be rather easy.
Hell, people steal actual ATM's and never get busted and that takes a lot longer than a bank robbery.
Hell, people steal actual ATM's and never get busted and that takes a lot longer than a bank robbery.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:36 am to TheCaterpillar
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I think I could have a decent chance if I planned for a year.
But who the frick has time for that?
Word. Plus I'm not going to try and prove I could.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 2:59 pm to idlewatcher
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Hell, people steal actual ATM's and never get busted and that takes a lot longer than a bank robbery.
Easy way to prevent that...put a locating device in the ATM. If it recognizes movement, it alarms the cops and sends it's travelling coordinates.
To the other poster, yes, getting away scott free and never getting caught.
I'll bet some people have done it for the challenge and adrenaline rush.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:01 pm to BayouBlitz
nope.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:10 pm to BayouBlitz
I don't think so. Although I am not averse to a life of crime I don't think I could pull it off
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:11 pm to BayouBlitz
Best route would be like the movie place beyond the pines. Dual sport bike and hit the woods.
Or you could just let loose a bunch of dogs. That would keep the cops busy
Or you could just let loose a bunch of dogs. That would keep the cops busy
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:19 pm to BayouBlitz
Frick that. You'd be better off just scamming old people. There are plenty of old people with six figures just sitting in the bank.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:20 pm to BayouBlitz
"pull off" means what? never caught? doubtful
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:20 pm to BayouBlitz
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:20 pm to BayouBlitz
I've watched Inside Man. So yes, I could pull off a bank heist.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:20 pm to BayouBlitz
Hitting a liquor store that cashes checks first thing in the AM on the first of the month would be a much higher yield, and not a Federal deal. You'd better be loaded heavy though, because they will fight you.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:32 pm to CadesCove
Little Caesars about 10pm on a Friday night. They bring in probably $1000/hr mostly cash, you could walk out with $5k easy. None of the teenagers working there are going to put up a fight.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:34 pm to BayouBlitz
I think I could....do it during change of shift at the Police dept---that would help some.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:34 pm to AZTarheeel
Id hit the DMV at 4 in the afternoon on the way to the bank. Those bitches love to deal in cash.
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