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Cops arrest lesbian for battering partner with a dildo
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:58 pm
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After the women tussled over possession of a dress, Officer Eric Blomgren directed Kielhurn not to touch the 47-year-old Capaner-Ridley. However, “Shortly afterwards the defendant intentionally shoved a ‘dildo’ in the victim’s face and grabbed her right arm while arguing whose it belonged to,”
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This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 11:16 am
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Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:04 pm to CptRusty
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Shortly afterwards the defendant intentionally shoved a ‘dildo’ in the victim’s face and grabbed her right arm while arguing whose it belonged to,”
Assault and double-A battery.
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:12 pm to CptRusty
If they're fighting over who's dildo it is why don't they just go get them one of those doubled sided jobs so they can both be happy? 
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:14 pm to CptRusty
Dude, your thread title is sorely lacking for this awesome story..
..and WYHI?
quote:
Cops arrest lesbian for battering partner with a dildo
..and WYHI?
This post was edited on 7/13/15 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:18 pm to CptRusty
quote:
This is what happens when you let
read this sentence very slowly and let me know what you find wrong with this when it pertains to "freedom". take your time while reading it. let it sink in for just a minute.
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:20 pm to Dan Bilzerian
I imagined the thread title as being said in the voice of John Goodman's character from The Big Lebowski while he demolishes a Subaru Outback with a jack handle.
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:42 pm to oldcharlie8
You're couldn't be more right!!
We didn't "let" the gheys marry, we were forced into it, had it shoved in our face, and then threatened if we say anything objectionable.
We didn't "let" the gheys marry, we were forced into it, had it shoved in our face, and then threatened if we say anything objectionable.
This post was edited on 7/13/15 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:50 pm to oldcharlie8
quote:
read this sentence very slowly and let me know what you find wrong with this when it pertains to "freedom".
Stop taking everything so seriously and let's stay on topic, people are getting assaulted with dildos here for god's sake.
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:51 pm to Dan Bilzerian
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Dude, your thread title is sorely lacking for this awesome story..
Fixed
Posted on 7/13/15 at 3:07 pm to CptRusty
A Florida woman/man....of course 
Posted on 7/13/15 at 3:09 pm to CptRusty
Battering each other with dildos?
Isn't that what they are supposed to do?
Isn't that what they are supposed to do?
Posted on 7/13/15 at 3:11 pm to CptRusty
And that was considered a good way to go.
Posted on 7/13/15 at 3:18 pm to CptRusty
Must have been a Vera Wang dress...
Posted on 7/13/15 at 3:24 pm to Sao
quote:nice
Must have been a Vera Wang dress...
Posted on 7/13/15 at 3:32 pm to CptRusty
Not her first rodeo
quote:
Last Name: CAPANERRIDLEY
First Name: GAMZE
Middle Name: AYSE
Admission Date: 10/25/2012 at 19:01
Release Date: 10/26/2012 at 02:43
Original Offender ID: 99477302
Offender ID: 99477302
Booking Number: 2012651314
Full Address: redacted
Charges:
Description Bond Bond Type
IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER $1300 CB
Posted on 7/13/15 at 3:35 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Not her first rodeo
I bet that Cow kicks like a mule
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