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Paul Greengrass
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Coin Counting at Chase Bank

So I walk into Chase today where I have been a customer for several years now, with a bulldog glass full of change. I counted this very amount in 30 minutes the night before. When I present the change to the teller she begins to put the change in a bag. I say, "Does your machine count weigh this change in a bag?" She turns, "Oh, no sir, we don't count change here, we send it off to be counted."
"...And how long does this take?"
"about...four to six...weeks."
"Four to six weeks to count money!!"
"Yes sir."
I politely grabbed my change and drove to the nearest Capital One bank, where I was greeted with a machine that counted my money in about thirty seconds. The teller was also kind enough to waive there normal fee of ten percent to non account holders.

Its hard not to describe the lunacy of this very scenario with out the extended passage above...but...

WHAT KIND OF frickING BANK DOES NOT COUNT AMERICAN MONEY IN LESS THAN FOUR WEEKS?????? :banghead:


lsu31always
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WHAT KIND OF frickING BANK DOES NOT COUNT AMERICAN MONEY IN LESS THAN FOUR WEEKS??????

quote:

Chase Bank


Pilot Tiger
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Member since Nov 2005
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
my chase branch does it


yessir
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Member since Apr 2008
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
quote:

WHAT KIND OF frickING BANK DOES NOT COUNT AMERICAN MONEY IN LESS THAN FOUR WEEKS??????


A Nazi bank (seriously).


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Paul Greengrass
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Member since Mar 2008
589 posts

re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank

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Chase


One of the many ridiculous policies imposed at this bank!


JB Bama
Alabama Fan
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Sep 2008
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
My credit union has a change machine that counts for free.

Boo banks


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lsufanintexas
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
apparently you've never heard of coinstar? They are even free now.


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Paul Greengrass
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Los Angeles
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589 posts

re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
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my chase branch does it


Which one is that? I live in Lake View NOLA


Bard
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
That's what you get for going to the branch located on "Lazy Bitch Behind the Counter" drive.


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yellowfin
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Coastal Bar
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
Chase is by far the worst bank I've ever dealt with.


Paul Greengrass
LSU Fan
Los Angeles
Member since Mar 2008
589 posts

re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
since when is coinstar free, if so, how do they make money now


Toni the Tiger
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2009
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
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Chase is by far the worst bank I've ever dealt with.


this


bayoubengals88
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LA
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4976 posts

re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
how much change?


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BlueCrab
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Member since Sep 2006
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
Don't get me started.


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LSUMJ
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
"since when is coinstar free, if so, how do they make money now"

volume

"at First Citiwide Change Bank, Our business is making change"


TortiousTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2007
12668 posts

re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
volume on free is multiplying by zero.


VernonPLSUfan
LSU Fan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
8673 posts

re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
I pull up to my bank drive-in the other day to make a deposit. Its a brand new location. I drive up to the window, not one of the outlying bays. Roll my window down to make the deposit. The girl asks how can she help me before she opens the drawer. I thought to myself, WTF. Either I'm making a deposit. Cashing a check or transferring money from one account to the other. If I need to ask a question, I would have called said bank. I felt like saying, yea, I want a number 3 combo, with no mayo. WTF.


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LSUMJ
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i was referencing an old SNL skit
couldnt find a good picture though


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manwich
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You've wanted my
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52480 posts

re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
quote:

Regions is by far the worst bank I've ever dealt with.

FIFY

i've never had a single problem w/ Chase. i've had accounts with them since they were LNB, Premier, and Bank One


BlueCrab
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Sep 2006
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re: Coin Counting at Chase Bank
FWIW, I agree with your sig line.


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