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Clowns luring kids into the woods in Greenville, SC
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:38 am
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:38 am
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:40 am to finchmeister08
quote:
I hope it's fake
I have a feeling it is
plus, since when did it become against the law to dress up as a clown and walk around the woods offering to give children candy?
This post was edited on 8/31/16 at 9:41 am
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:40 am to finchmeister08
quote:
I hope it's fake.
I don't think it's fake.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:40 am to finchmeister08
It probably is, but I hope someone punches this clown in the face if true.
A couple guys fired weapons in the direction of the woods randomly after they heard some noises. Idiots.
A couple guys fired weapons in the direction of the woods randomly after they heard some noises. Idiots.
This post was edited on 8/31/16 at 9:43 am
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:44 am to GetCocky11
quote:
I hope someone punches this clown
No worries, I just finished punching the clown
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:48 am to finchmeister08
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:55 am to finchmeister08
It's Crazy Joe Davola.
"Are you still afraid of clowns?"
"Are you still afraid of clowns?"
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:57 am to finchmeister08
Greenville is in Germany now?
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:02 am to finchmeister08
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:02 am to finchmeister08
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:04 am to finchmeister08
Sounds like a good place to try out my new scope.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:12 am to finchmeister08
Reminds me of the poem There's a man in the woods. LINK for those not wanting to read.
What a spectacle.
Before the story started, the school was still respectable.
My students used to skip down to the hill,
To the honey suckle, pluck a couple, and collect their nectar 'till they picked their fill.
Except one obnoxious kid; Sid.
Who just watched them eat the flowers, while he seethed and scowled
'Cause he couldn't bare to share his sweet treats throughout our recess hours.
I remember Sid saying
"There's a man in the woods"
That's how the rumors began.
Of course Sid had spotted "Him" first.
The poor kids. He got them immersed in his speil about a serial killer
Whose gun barrel glint hid said peril.
A visit to the nurse, or worse a hearse waiting beyond the dale.
The children saw him everywhere.
"Look! Over there!"
"That man had... Batman ears! We-we swear!"
"An... And crazy yellow eyes."
"We saw something rusty! His shotgun? It must be!"
"I saw a lady's severed thigh!"
Trust me.
Every word I heard was absurd.
Yet each day Sid would stray down
Way past the playground
Who else was brave enough to save us from the killer's next plot.
The rest of the lot would stop back at the black top.
Sure that any closer they were bound to be found deep in the woods, left to rot.
I pleaded for the kids to think, and learn to be mature,
But after a few more rumors doomed my attempts to prove the school was secure:
Their fear was undeterred. And when the buses drove them all home, the parents finally heard.
Everything just blew up. I received a wall of emails and calls full of shrieks, wails, and all,
From terrified families who’d heard word of the murderer, and didn't like my lack of action at all.
What was I supposed to do? Comb the whole forest? Yeah, right. Would you?
That means I didn't care? That’s not fair! The stories that worried you weren't true.
Of course I would feel regret, had there been a real threat and I ignored it,
And some poor kid got kidnapped while the kids were napping.
But you couldn't admit that your good little kid would formulate a fib so you ignored what I said.
Your little angels could never cook up such incredible creations!
An overactive imagination, maybe, but my kid could never lie!
How dare I… Accuse a child of being dishonest?
Just monstrous!
The parents were displeased, and when the PTA took action, they dismissed me from the classroom.
Like THEY knew what was best for their kids!
Do you know how difficult it is to get a job when a bitter mom slanders your rep with child neglect from the outset?
NOW WHO'S IN CONTROL OF YOUR CLASSES!?
Single file lines.
SINGLE FILE LINES.
Little vile swine, a killer by the pine, really?
Are you blind?
Will you find your spines?
Sid.
A child decides to fill our minds with lies and the next thing you see is people treating me like I’ve committed crime.
I WAS IN MY PRIME! Those kids were lucky to have me.
Do you see what you did?!
But I can play along.
I can be good.
Do you hear that, Sid?
There’s a man in the woods.?
What a spectacle.
Before the story started, the school was still respectable.
My students used to skip down to the hill,
To the honey suckle, pluck a couple, and collect their nectar 'till they picked their fill.
Except one obnoxious kid; Sid.
Who just watched them eat the flowers, while he seethed and scowled
'Cause he couldn't bare to share his sweet treats throughout our recess hours.
I remember Sid saying
"There's a man in the woods"
That's how the rumors began.
Of course Sid had spotted "Him" first.
The poor kids. He got them immersed in his speil about a serial killer
Whose gun barrel glint hid said peril.
A visit to the nurse, or worse a hearse waiting beyond the dale.
The children saw him everywhere.
"Look! Over there!"
"That man had... Batman ears! We-we swear!"
"An... And crazy yellow eyes."
"We saw something rusty! His shotgun? It must be!"
"I saw a lady's severed thigh!"
Trust me.
Every word I heard was absurd.
Yet each day Sid would stray down
Way past the playground
Who else was brave enough to save us from the killer's next plot.
The rest of the lot would stop back at the black top.
Sure that any closer they were bound to be found deep in the woods, left to rot.
I pleaded for the kids to think, and learn to be mature,
But after a few more rumors doomed my attempts to prove the school was secure:
Their fear was undeterred. And when the buses drove them all home, the parents finally heard.
Everything just blew up. I received a wall of emails and calls full of shrieks, wails, and all,
From terrified families who’d heard word of the murderer, and didn't like my lack of action at all.
What was I supposed to do? Comb the whole forest? Yeah, right. Would you?
That means I didn't care? That’s not fair! The stories that worried you weren't true.
Of course I would feel regret, had there been a real threat and I ignored it,
And some poor kid got kidnapped while the kids were napping.
But you couldn't admit that your good little kid would formulate a fib so you ignored what I said.
Your little angels could never cook up such incredible creations!
An overactive imagination, maybe, but my kid could never lie!
How dare I… Accuse a child of being dishonest?
Just monstrous!
The parents were displeased, and when the PTA took action, they dismissed me from the classroom.
Like THEY knew what was best for their kids!
Do you know how difficult it is to get a job when a bitter mom slanders your rep with child neglect from the outset?
NOW WHO'S IN CONTROL OF YOUR CLASSES!?
Single file lines.
SINGLE FILE LINES.
Little vile swine, a killer by the pine, really?
Are you blind?
Will you find your spines?
Sid.
A child decides to fill our minds with lies and the next thing you see is people treating me like I’ve committed crime.
I WAS IN MY PRIME! Those kids were lucky to have me.
Do you see what you did?!
But I can play along.
I can be good.
Do you hear that, Sid?
There’s a man in the woods.?
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:28 am to finchmeister08
This is obviously creepy, but the number of people who say they are afraid of clowns is fricking off the charts these days. EVERYONE says they're afraid of clowns. They're clowns for fricks sake - they have them at kids' parties. Grow a pair of balls.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:31 am to JumpingTheShark
that shite is annoying as frickPosted on 8/31/16 at 10:33 am to JumpingTheShark
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:34 am to JumpingTheShark
frick clowns
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:43 am to tgrbaitn08
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:43 am to finchmeister08
The story is definitely not fake. I live here and it was reported on every news channel. The neighborhood moms won't stop talking about it and posting on FB.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:46 am to finchmeister08
Weird things happen on the Swamp Rabbit Trail
Posted on 8/31/16 at 12:10 pm to finchmeister08
quote:
Clowns allegedly luring kids with money into woods in SC
It's OK, they're only going after the rich kids.
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