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Christmas Decorating spouse fights

Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:09 pm
Posted by CHiPs25
ATL
Member since Apr 2014
2894 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:09 pm
Every year it's the same ole bullshite. My wife and I just can't have fun decorating the Christmas tree. She likes the lights one way (the wrong way) and I like them another way (the right way). How many divorces happen around this time because people are tired of dealing with the bullshite.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:10 pm to
Are you so anal that you consider there's a right way to decorate a fricking tree?

you sound like a miserable person

Do you also hate when people pick their favorite food for their birthday?
This post was edited on 12/3/16 at 6:12 pm
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7904 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:10 pm to
One of the only positive aspects of embracing Islam
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20437 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:12 pm to
What exactly is the wrong and right way?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72023 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:14 pm to
The frick is wrong with you? There is no right way to wrap lights on a tree.

You're an idiot.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:17 pm to
You want to really set her the frick off?

Put the tinsel on wrong.
Posted by CHiPs25
ATL
Member since Apr 2014
2894 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

mir


If they want sushi then they should be able to have sushi for their birthday.
Posted by CHiPs25
ATL
Member since Apr 2014
2894 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:18 pm to
The wrong way is the way she does it. The right way is my way.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
44077 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:20 pm to
You actually have input on decorating a tree? The frick? Outside lights are the men's job.
Posted by CHiPs25
ATL
Member since Apr 2014
2894 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

jessorize


The trailer park doesn't allow lights. Billy Bob set his double wide on fire 2 years ago.
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
17020 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:22 pm to
She does the inside..I take care of the outside..it evens out
Posted by JayDeerTay84
Texas
Member since May 2013
9847 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:23 pm to
Pick your battles man. Jesus. Whats wrong with you?

You know what you should do? Plow that arse before you decorate the tree so she cant walk. Then you and decorate it all by yourself.
Posted by The Bruce
Member since Dec 2013
951 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:24 pm to
Right way: white lights?
Wrong way: colored?

That's Racist.
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:26 pm to
Do yourself a favor a celebrate Festivus instead.

Festivus for the rest of us!!!!
This post was edited on 12/3/16 at 6:26 pm
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:29 pm to
Drink a beer and chill out. Do why she asks and move on.

Some battles aren't worth fighting.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18726 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:32 pm to
Yep. Sit in chair. Drink. Occasionally say, "Looks good, honey."
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61111 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:32 pm to
Are you thinking about divorce as you do this? Wow. Divorce is imminent.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55973 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:33 pm to
bruh, it is against the natural order of things for men to enjoy putting up decorations. you are nothing more than free labor in the Christmas decorating efforts...now, know your place and don't question her authority.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18044 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:34 pm to
She does inside lights, I do outside. Works out well for the Hogwarts.
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:34 pm to
I made a deal a long time ago....she can do the decorations when and how she wants and put them up after Christmas. All without my help.

Way less stress and more free time for me.
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