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Choosing the fastest checkout lane at the grocery store
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:00 pm
For one reason or another I always seem to pick the slowest lane at the grocery store. For example last week I was stuck behind an older lady who was writing a check! I mean who writes checks at grocery stores these days???
Well tonight was my all time worst lane choosing experience. This ole boy paid his bill ($77.48) in COINS !!! He dumped out a box full of coins and started counting right there on the belt with a line of people behind him!! That takes balls, baws!!!
And yes my healthy selections included: coca cola, snowball, yogurt, oatmeal, juice for the kiddo, paper towels and TP !!!
Well tonight was my all time worst lane choosing experience. This ole boy paid his bill ($77.48) in COINS !!! He dumped out a box full of coins and started counting right there on the belt with a line of people behind him!! That takes balls, baws!!!
And yes my healthy selections included: coca cola, snowball, yogurt, oatmeal, juice for the kiddo, paper towels and TP !!!
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Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:01 pm to threeputt
Are those Christmas cokes?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:02 pm to threeputt
Do you even Coinstar bro?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:02 pm to threeputt
You at Rouses?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:02 pm to threeputt
4 criteria
1. Total amount of things
2. # of people
3. # of people that are old
4. Perceived competency of the cashier
1. Total amount of things
2. # of people
3. # of people that are old
4. Perceived competency of the cashier
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:03 pm to threeputt
Didn't you say you weighed over 300 pounds? Why are you buying regular Coke?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:03 pm to DavidTheGnome
Yeah, I don't think that's what the 2016 cans look like.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:04 pm to threeputt
There's no way to prepare for that situation. You just to react. With a baseball bat
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:04 pm to threeputt
I hit up the self checkouts.
Hold a county record for swipin' time...
Hold a county record for swipin' time...
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:06 pm to threeputt
My rule of thumb is that an older Black woman will take as long as 2.5 people to check out.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:07 pm to threeputt
He was ahead if you so, he won.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:08 pm to Schmelly
quote:
4 criteria
1. Total amount of things
2. # of people
3. # of people that are old
4. Perceived competency of the cashier
I also add "how intelligent the people seem to be" to my formula. Sometimes difficult to guess based on looks, but a quick glance at their items helps as well.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:08 pm to threeputt
That lemon snowball has as much sugar as a pint of Bluebell.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:10 pm to Martini
I base my checkout line on how good looking the cashier is.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:11 pm to Schmelly
4 criteria
1. Total amount of things
2. # of people
3. Sexiness of checkout girl
4. # of old people
1. Total amount of things
2. # of people
3. Sexiness of checkout girl
4. # of old people
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:11 pm to Mr. Fantasy
And will argue over the price. Once all items have been scanned will then go through each item and decide which ones to discard.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:18 pm to threeputt
quote:
Choosing the fastest checkout lane at the grocery store
Self-checkout or ten-items-or less for me. Then again, I only buy a handful of things at a time.
This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 10:30 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:19 pm to threeputt
I would have lost my shite and cursed him out.
Sorry, I can't help it.
Sorry, I can't help it.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:22 pm to bhtigerfan
You wouldn't have done shite.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:26 pm to TigerDude80
He's at that Tchoupitoulas Rouses
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