- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Chinaman parties, then shoves two fish up his arse attempting to make poo poo platter
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:05 pm
LINK
Loach:
quote:
A drunk man in China was rushed to hospital after he put two live fish into his anus. The two pond loaches swam up into his intestines, one of which even broke through the bowel wall causing severe abdominal pain to the patient. Doctors in Guangzhou, southern China, successfully removed the two fish and the man remains in intensive care
quote:
According to reports, the 45-year-old man claims to have been drinking on March 10 and put the fish inside his body by himself. The following day he rushed to The First Affiliated Hospital of Jinan University with signs of a high fever, low blood pressure and severe stomach pain. As the two loaches had stayed in the patient's body for over 24 hours, surgeons did an abdominal digital radiography to locate the loaches.
quote:
One doctor said: 'The second fish is four inches long and 0.8 inches wide. He could have lost his life if this loach swam further and reached upper organs.'
Loach:
This post was edited on 3/15/17 at 4:06 pm
20
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:06 pm to arseinclarse
if you were forced to choose, fish or gerbil?
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:07 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:08 pm to arseinclarse
A million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:08 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
the two loaches had stayed in the patient's body for over 24 hours,
those must be some bad arse fish
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:08 pm to arseinclarse
at least he wasn't being coy with the fish.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:10 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
Chinaman
is not the issue here dude
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:10 pm to Chad504boy
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll shove them up his arse.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:10 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
Doctors in Guangzhou, southern China
I bet they are all sporting Drake Waterfowl jackets.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:13 pm to Damone
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:14 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:15 pm to arseinclarse
China is truly the Florida of Asia.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:15 pm to arseinclarse
Vintage arse post
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:16 pm to arseinclarse
This will be the next thing liberals fight to make normal.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:16 pm to arseinclarse
I would be scared to see your internet history log.
Weirdo.
Weirdo.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:21 pm to boosiebadazz
Mark this thread. If this outstanding misadventure doesn't make it into the 2018 "What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?" list, we'll know it's not legit.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:28 pm to arseinclarse
quote:Are the fish OK?
Doctors in Guangzhou, southern China, successfully removed the two fish and the man remains in intensive care
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:31 pm to arseinclarse
I've been drunk. I've never been put a fish up my arse drunk.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:33 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/15/17 at 4:34 pm to X123F45
quote:You do it sober?
I've been drunk. I've never been put a fish up my arse drunk.
Page 1 of 2
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News